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Saymaz@lemmygrad.ml to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

Got frame mogged by the pigs. Now it's time to do sentencemaxxing.

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Got frame mogged by the pigs. Now it's time to do sentencemaxxing.

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Saymaz@lemmygrad.ml to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Looksmaxxers are some of the most closeted people with the way they talk about other men and their bodies. In another world a lot of them would probably come out if toxic masculinity didn’t make them feel lesser for it.

    • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      He keeps talking about how men are naturally more attractive.

      • TheBroodian [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        Ohhhh he’s the next coming of Milo

  • RuthBaderGonesburg [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    He will face no consequences

    • peeonyou [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      because his face is already the consequences?

  • OrionsMask [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    God, he’s not even attractive. I don’t know what he’s done to his face but there’s something off.

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      I don’t know what he’s done to his face but there’s something off.

      He smashes his chin with a hammer for some DIY plastic surgery. No, I’m not joking.

      • OrionsMask [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Horrific. There are people who look similar to him naturally who are incredibly attractive, he just looks like an alien.

        • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          It’s the eyes

          That’s a cat-strangler’s stare

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            Dennismaxxing

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          deleted by creator

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        deleted by creator

    • RuthBaderGonesburg [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Eh he’s good looking but nothing special. Good chunk of the guys at my local planet fitness are better looking, and they didn’t spend thousands in plastic surgery or smash their face with a hammer.

    • Riffraffintheroom [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      His face looks good but he’s plucked his eyebrows all fucked up. Two perfect rectangles like Frank Grimes

    • Lurkmore [none/use name, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Isn’t that, specifically, his whole problem though? That he must looksmaxx because he isn’t attractive by default.

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        His whole problem is intense insecurity and self-objectification, or at least that’s what is was before and now it’s probably just that he’s a drug-addled fascist whose brain is so rotten from the internet he makes me look normal.

        (I’m not saying the meth makes him fascist, but that his absurd “stack” of legal and illegal drugs is probably seriously doing a number on him both physically and mentally. How that connects to his politics, if at all, is hard to say, it’s just clearly bad for him regardless.)

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        I don’t really know enough about it to say honestly. Seems a bit weird that the posterboy for looksmaxxing isn’t even good looking himself. He’s like a facsimile of good looking. (Although I acknowledge it’s not really fair to judge him based on a mugshot.)

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      It’s the hammering to the face he does to himself

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    deleted by creator

    • حمید پیام عباسی@crazypeople.online
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      The removedpa County Attorney’s Office declined to prosecute.

      As someone who speaks Spanish this is hilarious that that word is in the slur filter and it activated on the name of the county Phoenix is in

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        The slur filter has got the Scunthorpe problem

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        Well, I learned a new word today.

    • Johnny_Arson [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Oh ffs this could have been his third strike but of course Arizona (I am of course against US drug policy and the charges sound stupid but it would be funny).

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      deleted by creator

  • dead [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Whenever I see this guy, it reminds me of Zoolander. There’s so many similarities, even the goofy name. I can imagine him saying ““Did you ever think there’s more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good-looking?””

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      He says that all the time but with different words

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Large swathes of the human population unironically think this mid fuckboy has profound thoughts on anything.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Clavicular? more like Sad Dick ‘n’ Ball Hair.

    blammo, gottem.

  • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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    who? what?

    • AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Bad internet person who started very very young and has been a deranged person for a long time now despite only being 20 due to that fame and obsession and has a big audience of children he causes mental poison for

  • AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Unsurprising he did more crimes

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    as with most things on the Internet these days I’m happy to report i have no idea who that is nor do i care who that is

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