YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前Small victories.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square44linkfedilinkarrow-up1662arrow-down16
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minus-squarethagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62·2 个月前Face touching sucks, but penis is worse
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 个月前Can’t touch your penis after cooking, if you continue to hold it while cooking.
minus-square4grams@awful.systemslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 个月前Reapers man, let’s just say I wash extremely well these days after cutting them up.
minus-square4grams@awful.systemslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 个月前lol, yeah, wife is a nurse, she brings them home for me :).
Face touching sucks, but penis is worse
Can’t touch your penis after cooking, if you continue to hold it while cooking.
Allow me to stir the soup!
Reapers man, let’s just say I wash extremely well these days after cutting them up.
Yikes. Rubber gloves help lol
lol, yeah, wife is a nurse, she brings them home for me :).
Words to live by.