Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前Wackylemmy.worldimagemessage-square89linkfedilinkarrow-up1756arrow-down112
arrow-up1744arrow-down1imageWackylemmy.worldChippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前message-square89linkfedilink
minus-squarenotabot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 个月前 What kind of prehensile pps are y’all having?? Just the normal kind. Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs? You need to put in the work to get the best result. Or is there a secret fellatio technique that includes pelvis-deep sucking? You really have been missing out…
minus-squareMossheart@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 个月前 Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs? How many cock pushups can you do?
minus-squarenotabot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 个月前Where do you think the expression “cocked up” comes from? It’s what happens if you tip over when doing cock pushups. Remember to always stay safe in the cocknasium.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 个月前Only the normal amount of prehensile, huh? I’ll work on that. put in the work OK, fine, bowling, curling, stone throwing, dwarf-tossing (prehensively), I’ll do all of it!! (… starting tomorrow tho)
Just the normal kind.
You need to put in the work to get the best result.
You really have been missing out…
How many cock pushups can you do?
Just one is all you need, really
1 and done.
Where do you think the expression “cocked up” comes from? It’s what happens if you tip over when doing cock pushups. Remember to always stay safe in the cocknasium.
Only the normal amount of prehensile, huh?
I’ll work on that.
OK, fine, bowling, curling, stone throwing, dwarf-tossing (prehensively), I’ll do all of it!!
(… starting tomorrow tho)