Call me old fashioned but a cartoon sun should have sunglasses
No, itd have the face of a baby
My parents were friends with that baby’s parents! Now she has a daughter of her own!
Does he still do Baby Sun Face appearances? Like for birthdays or bat mitzvahs?
Mario say no and jump over like hop scotch dip n duck dive o rama
Good thing climate change won’t make anything worse ever

Oil execs need to be gasoline boarded
The british invented climate change cuz they were jelous of the mediterranean
jokes on them, eventually it’ll actually make britain colder and too dry to grow food
“Envious” is easier to spell.
That’s why we shouldn’t remove vegetation cover
Plus hiking is more of a before sunrise activity
Unless its during the time where night is still hot then maybe hangout at the library if possible
I love trees so fucking much. Plant more of them!
We need to build more datacenters, so we can use them for shade
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Drat! You totally had me fooled until I opened that!
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Lmao omg please send help we’re burning alive omg it’s so hot the sun is a deadly laser

Super Mario bros 3 have prepared me for this…
France in may, now:

And I thought I had it hard…

Damn, that wave is a sin
What do you mean? That wave is great and informative!
Oh, it was a math pun

Oh damn how could I have missed that sorry
I found your wordplay on sin funny, should have played it cool.
Hot take, could have been a mortal sin
Wait, is that MeteoSwiss or how is there a dark mode? Is there a wrapper for it?
Yes this is MeteoSuisse and yes there is a dark mode. On iOS it just follows the system dark mode for me…
Had to update it, apparently i was still using a version without dark mode. Thanks :)
Go to mountains
THE SUN SMILES AT YOU WITH ETERNAL MALICE
The temperature talk is real… 😭 India is currently suffering through some absolutely brutal heat. 45° to 40° Celsius is daily temps here.
I think it’s starting to calm a little, but yes it’s been unbearable here in South India ;-;
Yea like im at north side from UP and damn daily temps are like 45 degrees … 😭
Remember when it gets too hot outside and people start showing up at night. Don’t let them in however being alone makes you a target of the Pale Visitor.
As someone without working AC, this hurts. At least at the beach you could bring shelter and cool off in the water
get a portable ac, even a used (working) one is better than nothing. just seal the exhaust in a window well enough. i live in one of the coldest countries but even i can’t survive the summer without two of those
One of those gets my place down to like 90. My trailer home is basically a solar overn.
i would not survive there lmao. can you set up some kind of shade to block the sun? also for the portable ac to cool the place effectively you need a window slightly opened somewhere for replacement air… but you probably already did those
In the summer I live in the smallest room and close the door with the unit inside the room. I also basically only sleep there.
It actually helps that I have a long commute.
We had a hike, picnic and some time at the beach yesterday, before the temperatures got too crazy. Today is be inside with curtains drawn and windows closed until the outside temperature drops below the inside temperature!
I live on a small homestead with livestock. There’s lots to do on my days off my regular job.
Everything gets done in the morning. Because once it it’s 1300 it’s inside or else.
It’s like if the Riddick franchise owned a farm.
So, you’re plagued with ravenous monsters, bounty hunters, and a Holy Half-Dead who has seen the Underverse and returned with powers we can’t imagine? NGL, seems like a rough location.
Why do you think we need to be inside before the sun is at it’s highest?
1300 degrees. Dang.
Eat the sun. Simple.
Problem: solved. Give me noble proze for i have solvered the noblest of problems.
If I find myself unemployed in the summer, I only apply to jobs where I’d be working in a giant fridge or freezer. They always give you warm clothing to wear as part of the PPE, but I end up only ever using gloves because I’m a super hot person. But then they yell at me for violating OSHA rules or some bullshit. 😖
Fresh out of high school, I got a job unloading 18 wheeler with produce. Boss only cared about the freezer using PPE and most just had the bottoms on.
Those cheap reusable ice packs you get at the grocery store for coolers and lunch boxes work great for long lasting cooling when it’s hot without AC. You can cuddle them for literal hours without it fully melting. And they’re so cheap it’s easy to have a backup in the freezer.
I just take a cold shower ever few hours, not even a real shower basically a rinse takes two minutes and doesn’t cost more in electricity. I just feel bad telling people to use electricity to stay cool if it was that easy they would have already spent the money but for some reason they can’t.
Go to the beach… at nighttime 🌛














