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The bell keeps them from killing sharks. Sharks are endangered
Fuck people, I guess.
That’s way better than the other options to fuck
Nice reference :p
OP clearly wasn’t there for the beforetimes, when cities were razed by bovines from hell wielding polearms.
Edit: for those out of the loop
Diablo 2 had a secret cow level you could unlock after completing the fifth act.
It was a joke level the developers added in response to rumors about a secret cow level in the first game.
what?
There is no cow level
I assume it’s a reference to the game West of Loathing, where in the past “the cows came home”. The cows were demonic bovine monsters that razed huge chunks of the land.
Or I just play weird games and I’m missing the actual reference. 🤷♂️
You just made me remember Kingdom of Loathing. Havent thought about it for ages!
Actually, the bell is because their horns don’t work.
That’s why geese don’t need bells.
I don’t support moo-rder
Piece is a paid cow account.
There are 20-30 people killed by cows in the US alone every year.
Globally only 5-6 people die every year from shark attacks.
Those cows are trying to get you to let them stealthily engage in mass murder. Keep the bells on!
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