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pregnancy app
the dumb fucks just gave us all their personal information
I have an app I used to record an image of my morning shit every day.
I call it instagram.
I was thinking of setting up a ring doorbell in my toilet this morning
I’d subscribe.
We could set up a neighborhood watch!
“Lookin’ firm today, snoogy!”
Apparently not all their personal information in this case
Yeah that’s why I just record stuff on my offline calendar, can’t steal it if they don’t get access to it at all
Missed opportunity that the app doesn’t advance past the third trimester. “Congratulations on entering your 10th trimester!”
Honestly that’s just bad programming
New High Score! Enter your initials: __ __ __
“Don’t you dare enter ‘MOM’ until you’ve popped that thing out.”
pregnancy apps
Why would you have more than one?
Twins
Why do you need one?
Zoomers can’t do anything without an app, even getting pregnant.
Let’s not generalize entire generations. That’s the sort of shit millennials do.
I’m guessing they were trying a few different ones to see which ones they actually wanted to use.
Multiple baby mamas
We used something like this when my wife was pregnant. There was a video every week, and the lady said things like “by this time your baby should be xyz”.
After she gave birth, I joked that there were additional videos that were just after shooting the official ones, with her just smoking and saying “the fuck? You still haven’t given birth???”
Tenth trimester
Poor momma that baby gonna be an absolute unit!
Reminds me of a comic strip…
One Piece?
More like Sorry for the ifunny link
