Remember when the world wasn’t fucked up and Microsoft got spanked just for including IE in the OS? Look at the shit these fucks get away with now.
I remember when microsoft office 365 was a thing for college students and the free version that everyone used had 80% access to the programs with, “some features,” grayed out in drop down menus.
Have they tried making a product that isn’t shit?
The sad part is, I think they have…
“Oh no, we did our job so incredibly terribly that people are trying new things! And sticking with them! Quick, let’s use our wealth to crush the competition!”
Thats a perfectly valid and logical strategy for a business…
I’m more mad that our politicians fall for it and allow an anti-competitve environment, >:(
Oh they didn’t fall for it. They personally received perks, I’m convinced.
In my country we call them bribes.
That’s capitalism for you baby
“Our monopoly is providing so little value for consumers that they’ve started to make the products for themselves!”
Hey, I noticed you wrote something and it’s been a few minutes, you should backup the comment before I accidentally shutdown for whatever the fuck reason. I mean, I could do it, but I’m spying on your ass, you know, kinda bussy yeah. Oh you just read the first three words… Ok that’s enough, let’s shut down this beacho.
Oh good up! Yeah ok save as! Give me a name to save your comment as… Comment_1.TXT! Genius! Okay! Let’s browse! Yeah I don’t know where the fuck you want this file! Certainly not gonna offer the last place you seved files at! That would be stupid! OK so browser? Good choice! Ok, how about documents, comments! Excellent choice may man! Give me a name to save your comment as… Nah, fuck I forgot about whatever you typed before browsing… If you hit cancel, I may put that back so you can copy it, browse back here and paste. It’s difficult! I’m not a fucking comp… Comment_1.txt! Good job! Would you like to save then? Hey, it’s been 5 minutes! Of fuck this! I’m turning off your monitor and guess what power state the rest of this biacho is at. Nah! Not wiggle the mouse state! Nah! The screen power button, nah that’s not either! Nope, it’s not any key! Yup! Its the power on button kind of power state! Hey! Welcome back asshole! Here is a forest picture! Did you know AI is being used by “scientits” in scientitic ways to bring back the woolly mamal? Yeah! Scientits have found an infitine cure for canzer in mice! And the all mighty orange turd, he’s fixing pools aga… Oh you wanna login? What’s your username? Oh Fred? Don’t know any Fred! Here’s a monkey! Did you know sciebtits are using AI to fix the monkey? With AI anything is possible. Look at all that water that money is swimming in! I could use that wate… Oh! Welcome Fred@thiscomputer.com! Nah that’s not the password! Hey! Here’s a dog! If you use Microsoft AI, you can teach this bog mew trinks! Oh high Fred! Getting things ready for you! This update will only take 3 days! No, 30 minutes! No! 5 seconds! We’re almost there! Yeah hey! What file name would you like to save this comment as?
Ah yes because they fear losing the ability to charge annual and monthly subscriptions for their spyware. And no MSFT for the 30th time I don’t want to try Copilot just like I didn’t want to deal with that ho Cortana you pimped out before.
Not to mention that it feels like Microslop only makes Copilot vibecoded slopware.
Clippy, did they not learn their lesson in 95?
I to remember him.
They are clueless, aren’t they?
My favorite was when I spent a few hours disabling all their shit and an update brought it all back.
This is the part where you find out if your government officials even know what Linux and Libre are.
They don’t.
That’s like in that dinosaur movie, right? This is a linux system! Ha ha
It was Unix, but close enough. I doubt most government officials know the difference
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🤓 Its the interwebs you have to be clear these days with all the rewriting of history the US is trying to do.
There’s only so much overexplainong of jokes I can do before I start getting nosebleeds.
Its a hereditary condition.
Has Libreoffice or Linux profitted off of Genocide like Microsoft has? No? Why are you using Microsoft then?
The thing is, if this meant anything it would’ve shut down LibreOffice years ago. It’s not illegal to be in the likeness of something. Look at Fender Bass Guitars and Sadowsky Bass Guitars. Sadowsky is in the likeness of Fender and they’re indirect competition. The difference is, is that Fender isn’t a baby about it.
Microslop is just fucking butthurt that people don’t want to pay to read documents.
I want to also add, if it were illegal to be off brand and have the same function, there wouldn’t be store brands. They’re losing money, big shit, they’re the name brand, they’ll recoup their losses.
I hope our officials are taking notice what Europeans are doing.
Narrator: They didn’t notice.
Yes Microslop keep showing me your despair, bleed it out as much as you can and show everyone that you are a parasite we don’t need, dew it!
It’s alarming what they are lobbying about. But is there an indication in the page specific to Linux or LibreOffice?
Lmfao Save the installation file while you can. I love LibreOffice. Shit’s saved me so much time and money. Not gonna lie it’s fucking scummy to begin with to lock the main document reading program of the operating system itself and forcing users to pay an annual service fee while the program itself runs like total shit and notoriously has ran like shit since XP. That’s 6 major OS changes later and it’s still shit. 24 years later since microsoft office became shit and … it’s still shit
LibreOffice, is what Microsoft Office should be and they hate it. 🖕 microsoft
One of them is just called Bigot?? Figures
I used to love windows. Lots of good games played on it. AOL. Fun other little programs.
They’ve really taken the soul out of it over the last decade or so. Not sure if it’s the CEO or upper management but I main Linux now and I doubt I’d go back even if they improved their base OS.
