• wieson@feddit.org
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        27 days ago

        Yeah you come in here with that purple ass fleece
        Looking like a model for Alzheimer’s disease
        Unwashed teeth and your nail full of grease Your robe so long cause them ugly ass knees
        You’re baffled, cerfuffled, discombobulated, muffled
        But here’s a magic spell for you: SUGONDEEEEZE
        Oh your hair keeps thinnin
        Them thin lips grinnin
        Your eyeballs spinnin
        And I keep on winnin
        Did you lose your way to teach a Hogwarts class?
        Is my speech to new for you? Your mum’s an eager lass
        You wanna come at me for I’m speaking too crass?
        But your twiggy arms so thin like that stick up your ass

        Booyah

      • stingpie@lemmy.world
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        27 days ago

        Wizard, get off the stage, your health is soft, You need to quaff a potion to cure your cough. Oh, you think your precious little staff can halt the gaffe where everybody looked at you and began to laugh? Old man, take a look at yourself, you’re not top shelf, you’re lesser than a cobbler’s helper elf.