MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-29 days agoYou wouldn't eat a lobster... if you could fuck it insteadlemmy.todayimagemessage-square59linkfedilinkarrow-up1154arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1148arrow-down1imageYou wouldn't eat a lobster... if you could fuck it insteadlemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-29 days agomessage-square59linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·9 days agoAchievement unlocked: you now have a weird fetish
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·8 days agoHonestly can’t even blame you, she’s literally red hot (womp womp)
Achievement unlocked: you now have a weird fetish
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Honestly can’t even blame you, she’s literally red hot (womp womp)
I didn’t jerk off a crab.