- cross-posted to:
- adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- cross-posted to:
- adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
This is my favorite version of this meme:


Wait, who doesn’t love pissin’?
Whenever “what’s your favorite technology” comes up, I’m like, there’s a magic box in my kitchen I can stuff full of dirty dishes and they’re clean the next day. And you can tell by their reaction whether they grew up with a dishwasher, or if they were the dishwasher.
Then there are those of us who grew up with dishwashers but also with mothers who made us spotlessly clean all the dishes before putting them in the machine.
Dusting is the one that pisses me off. I don’t know how people manage to keep a big ass house dust free; it’s a long-ass chore even in my tiny apartment.
I have a big house, I replace the AC/Heating air filters very often and have a roomba that vacuums daily.
It’s not dust free, but you can get away with only dealing with it on a monthly basis
Dishes you may have to do, but remember, it doesn’t get any dirtier after 3 years.
I don’t know why I hate it but I’ll let the sink fill with dishes because I dread unloading the dishwasher…a 90 second task that seems like it take 20 minutes and requires extrenuous effort.
One of the best things about my marriage is that for 85% of tasks, our preferences and distastes compliment. Unloading the dishwasher and putting clothes away for me is a matter of 3-5 business days. My wife loves folding laundry and doesn’t mind putting away dishes. I have no problems loading the dishwasher or sorting dirty laundry/starting the machine. Its pretty great that it works out that way.
We both suck at planning and deciding what to make for dinner though.
Also the laundry (folding it specifically).
Epic waste of time.
Have a dishwasher. I enjoy emptying and filling it up as its one of the few moments I get to catch up on podcasts.
yeah i used to buy paper plates all the time for that reason. they stopped making them here so now i buy more dishwasher pods
So we’re really Sisyphus dishposting today huh
Mowing for me, especially in the middle of summer. If only the HOA fees for a townhouse (without lawns) weren’t so expensive, I would’ve chosen that instead of a SFH.
What happens if you don’t mow?
Usually a fine and sparking the petty ire of the kind of person that is willing to run an HOA
We must imagine the dishes happy.
Podasts and music make dishes disappear
I simplified it. I make virtually the same two meals every day, and I use the same skillet, utencils, bowl, etc. every day. So, I just wash as I go. The sink always has the few items I use every day, but never gets full.
Here’s everything I use every day:
In the sink:
Fork
Spoon
Sharp knife
Large bowl
Small bowl (I don’t really need this, but it’s habit now)On the stove:
Skillet
TongsOn the counter:
Coffee mug
Large metal insulated tumbler for cold drinks
Water glass for taking pillsPaper plates when I was younger. Didn’t have time for dishes.
If I ever get rich, I’m getting a maid and a chef. Or honestly if if android service bots become affordable, I’d get one. Idc if I’m at risk of a robot uprising…household chores are too annoying and never ending!!
I kinda like cooking and baking.
BUT THE CLEANING…Fuck that (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)












