• AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago
    • Uranus ⛢ - Gay, for obvious (and immature) reasons.
    • Mercury ☿ - looks like Venus but extra horny, so I’d say Lesbian.
    • Moon ☽ - Trans Woman. This is canon. Very canon.
    • Sun ☉ - since Luna is a trans woman, symmetry dictates that Sol is Trans Man.
    • Jupiter ♃ - Furry. Jupiter is the Roman version of Zeus - which prefers to be an animal during sex.
    • Saturn ♄ - Polygamy. Married many spouses, and got a ring for each one.
    • Neptune ♆ - Gender Fluid. Like the sea.
    • Pluto ♇ - Super Straight. Not a gender.