- Uranus ⛢ - Gay, for obvious (and immature) reasons.
- Mercury ☿ - looks like Venus but extra horny, so I’d say Lesbian.
- Moon ☽ - Trans Woman. This is canon. Very canon.
- Sun ☉ - since Luna is a trans woman, symmetry dictates that Sol is Trans Man.
- Jupiter ♃ - Furry. Jupiter is the Roman version of Zeus - which prefers to be an animal during sex.
- Saturn ♄ - Polygamy. Married many spouses, and got a ring for each one.
- Neptune ♆ - Gender Fluid. Like the sea.
- Pluto ♇ - Super Straight. Not a gender.
Great picks!
poor Pluto just cannot catch a break
Moon is my favourite planet. Not like Pluto that fucking poser.
I’m taking Uranus
EDIT: Ok, I’m reading that back and I see how it sounds
Are you really saying that was not intentional?
That attention to detail in uranus
Mercury is just girl, but horny 😈
Uranus is just boy, but his anus
Sun is just anus
The Sun is a deadly laser.

Literally I wish mercury was used as a symbol for trans women. Literally the symbol for change and the unseen, for esoteric knowledge. Can you tell hermeticism is a special interest of mine
And if mercury is taken, maybe ceres?
Well the mercury symbol ☿ is literally used for intersex people. They also have ⚥ which in my mind implies a catastrophic crashing of planets.
Non-binary people use 🜬, neutral non-binary use ⚲, and agender uses ○ (Source: Wikipedia).
🜬
Ah yes, the plumbus
You can tell by how Sailor Mercury is best girl.
Jupiter looks cool tho
Me today. Like wtf, my prog was running wild today
That’s my gender.
Why is mercury just venus but evil
To my understanding, the points at the top represent the wings that the god Mercury/Hermes had on his helmet.

The planet Mercury, being the closest to the sun, appeared to travel quickly as it went about its orbit (only taking roughly 88 days to go around the sun once.) As such, the ancients associated it with a god known for traveling swiftly - Mercury (known as Hermes in Greek mythology), the messenger of the gods.
Wow, neat
Venus but horny
In this thread: failed unicode (in Blorp at least)
(If the dev sees this: not all is failed)
Also, image upload hasn’t been working for me on blahaj piefed, but does in blahaj lemmy.


It failed for me on Voyager, but I was able to figure them out through context
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I claim Neptune for all bi/pan guys
Saturn should be the symbol for our dear multigender people, because uhhh quantummechanics, uhh superposition, uhhhh trust me it makes complete sense.
sounds good to me!
You aren’t limited to just these. There are also ♇ Pluto, the asteroid belt minor planets (⚳ Ceres, ⚴ Pallas, ⚵ Juno, ⚶ Vesta, etc), heck, even the numbering of individual asteroids are technically stand-ins for symbols
edit: Link for funsies
⚴ is lowpoly
Would be a funny symbol for throuples, literally the lowest number for poly.
All Hail ⯰! (unless i am playing Hades II and that removed guns me down once again)
Discordia my beloved 🍏
Fun fact: Ceres is considered a dwarf planet like Pluto. The only one in the inner solar system, though I believe they are still evaluating Vesta for dwarf classification.
I like Jupiter because it’s the Retcon 4 from a 2, and I like when that happens
I think uranus is great here. Saturn also cool.
Be mercury! be eevvil!! poison people!!! :D
Eat all the gold!
You (Mars) vs the guy she tells you not to worry about (Neptune)
Well we all know that ♂ transitions into ♃ to get more stupider.














