We’re still in the kinda fun part where mass deregulation leads to a spike in recalls. It’ll be really fun when the recalls slow down despite no increase in safety standards.
Oh fuck I hadn’t thought that far ahead but that’s almost certainly where we’re headed.
Probably a good time to be cooking, washing, or sterilizing most things to whatever degree possible, and leaning towards foods where that’s effective. Next few decades are gonna be interesting.
Has there actually been a spike in food recalls or is this a case of them all being reported and shared more because it grabs attention like the train derailings?
Cases of major food-borne disease have increased 400% in the past 19 months
we have the biggest numbers of major food borne illnesses folks'Murica numbah one again!! 🦅🦅🍔🍔💵💵
If anyone ever makes an open world game of this time period, I want this to be one of the loading screen facts that appears.
No injuries or illnesses have been reported to date in connection with this problem. This incident was related to a single batch of dough.
The recall was initiated after a pallet nail was discovered in a loaf of Potato Sourdough Bread
Liberal City bakers trying to disparage our wholesome American loaves
*moments before RFK Jrs’ picture was taken*
"What? It’s Iron! It boosts your defense stat! Oh, you think you’re so tough you don’t need to raise your defense?! Well, actually, that’s true for me, but I still ingested 10 iron shards just to make sure I’m extra healthy…
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go shriek in pain for several hours…"
What like….all of it?
Grand Central Bakery in Seattle specifically
I guarantee someone’s loved one will die because of this fuck and Luigi him. He’ll die like his dad.
Good thing I hate sourdough!
I mostly just hate paying for sourdough. Especially sourdough that shreds your intestines and asshole
Everything is awesome
There have been a lot of serious food recalls lately. Sheesh
some fruit bar-snack for kids (“Outshine”?) had a recall this week for “possible contamination” with glass shards.
cool cool cool.
Welcome back Filippo Tommaso Marinetti
Someone please link the kay and skittles video on food adulteration, otherwise I’ll do it myself in about 30s when I go to newpipe and search for it
Here it is
It was shards of glass in popsicles a couple of days ago. It’s almost as if no one is doing food inspections anymore.
