Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 28 days agoKelly - Church Organhexbear.netimagemessage-square33linkfedilinkarrow-up1107arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1107arrow-down1imageKelly - Church Organhexbear.netWertheimer [any]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 28 days agomessage-square33linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·27 days agoGod has multiple penises
minus-squareShaleesh [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·27 days ago Does this mean that God has many and also one penis?
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·27 days agoCould God make a hog so girthy that He Himself could not crank it?
minus-squareWertheimer [any]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·27 days agoHow many angels can dance on the head of God’s penis?
minus-squareculpritus [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·27 days ago The Junk is made of the Hoggy Trinity consisting of The Cock, The Left Testicle and The Right Testicle. Some surviving Orthodox sects also include The Perineum and The Bung Hole in their Groinal Quintuity of The Junk.
minus-squareJohnny_Arson [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·27 days agoThe cock the, scrotum, and the holy jizm
minus-squarebuckykat [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·27 days agoWow, the kkkri$$tian god is so cis he doesn’t even have the transitive property
minus-squareSerialExperimentsGay@hexbear.netdeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-24 days agodeleted by creator
minus-squareCupcakeOfSpice [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·27 days agoHe also plays dead whenever there’s conflict
minus-squareJohnny_Arson [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·27 days agoBiblically accurate phallus
God has multiple penises
Does this mean that God has many and also one penis?
Could God make a hog so girthy that He Himself could not crank it?
How many angels can dance on the head of God’s penis?
The cock the, scrotum, and the holy jizm
he has 2+ penises
Spirit dick
Wow, the kkkri$$tian god is so cis he doesn’t even have the transitive property
deleted by creator
He also plays dead whenever there’s conflict
Biblically accurate phallus