Admittedly I’m not a world traveler, but I’m going with bankruptcy due to medical debt.
Salmonella from a mango
cyclospora?
Taxed on earnings as an overseas citizen
i would say pedo president, but it seems like there are more
it’s a famous us export
Hey now, it’s ex reality star pedo rapist president.
A majority of people who proudly proclaim how religious they are, yet who don’t understand the most basic things about their “religion.”
Yourself in jail for not harvesting grass in your home
Brawndo
Shot, most likely by law enforcement
Don’t forget the 17 year old kid that took his dad’s guns to school
Shoot and tell
Measles
A loose collection of states?
An M16 at a sporting goods store at the mall in Maui.
AR-15 yes. M16, no.
Unless that sporting goods store is an FFL with a SOT and the M16 was made prior to 1987. And its gonna run you tens of thousands of dollars.



