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itsviolet@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

My friends are really curious if the dad and son I’m dating have similar sized dicks

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My friends are really curious if the dad and son I’m dating have similar sized dicks

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itsviolet@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world
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    And who uses theirs the best?

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        Do they each know that you’re dating the other one?

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          Yeah, it’s a Vee. Plus, we all live in the same house.

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            Btw, if Colloidal is harassing you, you should absolutely report them

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            Wait, what’s the difference between a triad and a triangle?

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              Number of simultaneous participants.

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                Is this saying a love triangle is a threesome? I’ve literally never heard the term love triangle describe a threesome

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            That’s fucked up.

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              Everyone is a consenting adult, everything is above board, and nobody’s feelings are getting bent. Why you gotta yuck someone else’s yum?

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                A parent and son are being paid to house and engage in a sexual/romantic relationship with the same person. If you don’t think that’s fucked up, well, that’s also fucked up.

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                  Stop gatekeeping other people’s lives

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                    No.

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            All the attention for you

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