>tries to capture transfems
>accidentally creates puppygirls“accidentally”
as if there isn’t large overlap
You better tighten the string to make the trap work.
Same applies to collars.
Just, let me stay in that box for an hour, in the dark, before you collect me.
Dos dis mommzy allowz snacksies in da bedsie?! woaw
Only on your dog bed :3
Ok, but like, i would just walk by assuming those things are not mine because I don’t deserve all those things.
I understand (but you do deserve them ❤️)
[imagine a parcel showing up for you at your local post office with all those things]
I wish I could.
I’d love to be domesticated and adapted 🥺
and you’d deserve it!

It doesnt matter if i know thats a trap set out to catch me. Im falling for it.
≽•⩊•≼
oh hey, what’s this? :3c
a box that will soon contain a cutie pie :33
ʕ ᵔᴥᵔ ʔ
Ooh, a Blahaj! Must pat!
Cat bed, eared headphones, and blahaj. Can confirm. It would work on me.






