stolen meme
It’s the remote control box putin uses to control him.
Trump Isn’t even human. He is a bot controlled by aliens.
In this case it’s certainly not a brain alien. But it is a coiled pile of something.
I think it’s one of those machines that help people walk, like an exoskeleton.
OK joke asisde, dafuq is Donnie hiding there? A poop crate?
Suspicion is that he’s wearing some sort of exoskeletal leg/hip brace for stability and endurance.
The future’s so bright I gotta wear some sort of exoskeletal leg/hip brace
Ah yes, that makes sense
My first thought was the ancient fat slob has some kind of infected wound in his crotch folds and that is a wound vac.
He got the extra thick padded diapers.
Noise-proof or insulated to keep warm?
Just not the activated carbon filter ones.
I’ll take that as a yes
It’s the midterms. He’s shitting bricks.
Based on his diet, I seriously doubt he’s getting enough fiber to shit a pebble.
Gone from diapers to a shitbox
My only thought is he got a death threat from someone saying “they’d shoot his fat ass” and the dumbass took it literally and asked for some ass body armor.
Did he put on the whole diaper box?
I’ve spent a decade of my life trying to put myself in the mindset of the fucking losers that idolize this fucking loser.
Still not any closer than I was when I started trying. Maybe a lobotomy would help.
A brick to the head might do the trick.
Go join a cult, you will be that much closer to figuring it out.
Is he boofing oxygen?
I think that it can work yes, though it’s not going help with the smell
Yes it does actually work! There’s a recent experiment done by Japanese scientist that injected liquid oxygen into the intestines through the rectum and it showed that ones blood could be significantly oxygenated through those means. Imagine not having to intubate people for surgery and emergency purposes. Could provide a lot of lifesaving benefits.
Lol injecting liquid oxygen might do a lot, but mostly damage
Seems like it’s not true liquid oxygen but “a liquid (called a perfluorocarbon) that can be loaded with much more oxygen than water normally carries”.
Oh! Like in The Abyss?
You can actually breathe PFCs too. They’ve tested having deep sea diver’s helmets filled with PFCs and they breathe the oxygenated liquid.
Ok that makes a lot more sense!
I mean, you gotta use a tube to get the stuff in there so you can breathe through your butt. I guess it’s better for back surgeries?
It’s where he hides the dirt block
My landlord told me it was bulletproof padding… yeah she’s all in on this nut.
Is that a counterweight to prevent him from keeling over and faceplanting? Dude always leans forward, it seems.
I thought that’s how they drain the swamp
