Localized ENTIRELY within your anus
Aurora Borealis is happening in your asshole at this time of year?
Yes.
May I see it?
May you ever!
“May I see it?”
I am immature as fuck and this is the funniest god damn thing ive seen in a long time.
Au– AURORA BOREALIS? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized ENTIRELY within your rectum?
… Yes.
… May I see it?
… Yes.
Staring at Seymour right between his steamed hams
AURORA BOREALIS
AURORA BOREANUS
AURORA BOREANAZ
This is an unforgettable prostate exam.
But the easiest you’ll ever get. Imagine like they had known BDSM people around hospitals who would come for prostate exam training. Students then level up from Gotse-easy to regular-hard.
I think the only way to make a professional situation in which you have one or more fingers up someone else’s asshole while not being a sex worker, more uncomfortable, is if they would be aroused by it.
This is the owner of the famous asshole.
I actually sort of recognise his sinewiness from his arsehole. That’s grim.
RIP Kirk
What do you guys think was the funnier bit?
Steamed hams or Doctor Zaius?
Superintendent, I was just-- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
“Ooooh that’s good shit posting”
