Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago"What is a woman?"locklemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square258linkfedilinkarrow-up11.15Karrow-down170
arrow-up11.08Karrow-down1external-link"What is a woman?"locklemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square258linkfedilink
minus-squareSandbagTiara2816@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up258arrow-down5·1 year agoMy personal favorite response to that question is “a person who covers their drink when you enter the room”
minus-squaresatanmat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up76arrow-down5·edit-21 year agoI’m stealing both of these. Also trying to workshop:: Oh they don’t have them on your planet?
minus-squareL0rdMathias@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up58·1 year agoI like it, but that’s like a 1960s sitcom tier insult. It’s too cute to infuriate.
minus-squareMossy Feathers (She/Her)@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up33arrow-down2·1 year agoThey have 1960s sitcom mentality. Wouldn’t hurt to give it a try.
minus-squarebender223@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down3·1 year agohow about, “a person who doesn’t want to have sex with you.”
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up36arrow-down1·1 year agoThat doesn’t work. I’m sure plenty of queer men would be too disgusted by them to want to have sex with them either.
minus-squareTheWorldRolledMe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 year agoWhat about ‘I’ll ask your mom what she thinks when I see her tonight’?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·1 year agoBetter: “I’ll ask your dad what she thinks when I see her tonight.”
minus-squareenkers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoPuerile, but it’s well catered to the audience.
minus-squareGork@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up39arrow-down2·1 year ago“Someone who chooses the bear over you.”
My personal favorite response to that question is “a person who covers their drink when you enter the room”
I’m stealing both of these.
Also trying to workshop::
Oh they don’t have them on your planet?
I like it, but that’s like a 1960s sitcom tier insult. It’s too cute to infuriate.
They have 1960s sitcom mentality. Wouldn’t hurt to give it a try.
how about, “a person who doesn’t want to have sex with you.”
That doesn’t work. I’m sure plenty of queer men would be too disgusted by them to want to have sex with them either.
What about ‘I’ll ask your mom what she thinks when I see her tonight’?
Better: “I’ll ask your dad what she thinks when I see her tonight.”
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Thank you flyingSquid. Perfect.
Puerile, but it’s well catered to the audience.
“Someone who chooses the bear over you.”