sag@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago"It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"hexbear.netimagemessage-square55linkfedilinkarrow-up1646arrow-down131file-text
arrow-up1615arrow-down1image"It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"hexbear.netsag@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square55linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareWalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up32·2 years agoIf you hold farts in till you go to the restroom, its a natural time they’ll come out as you relax while peeing.
minus-squareMossy Feathers (She/Her)@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 years agoBut farts aren’t supposed to come out of your pee hole. …Right?
minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years agoUrethrarts are dangerous, consult a doctor
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoWhat am I supposed to say, “Doctor, I pee carbonated.”
minus-squareMossy Feathers (She/Her)@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 years agoImagine if poop came out!
minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years agoNo, I don’t think I will
minus-squareWalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoWhat does pee holes have to do with it. It’s just about relaxing the muscles in the area that were holding the farts and pee so the farts come out too.
minus-squareMossy Feathers (She/Her)@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoI said that I’d be very concerned if I pissed and farts started coming out instead. Like, I went to pee but farts came out of my urethra.
minus-squarePineRune@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·2 years agoWouldn’t the fart bubbles make the pee go everywhere? Like air bubbles in a garden hose when you first turn it on.
minus-squareJoeyHarrington@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years agoNo the farts actually assist with urine release from the urethra. It’s healthy.
minus-squareAlcatorda@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoWhat? Do your farts come from the same hole as your pee? Because that ain’t normal
If you hold farts in till you go to the restroom, its a natural time they’ll come out as you relax while peeing.
But farts aren’t supposed to come out of your pee hole.
…Right?
Urethrarts are dangerous, consult a doctor
What am I supposed to say, “Doctor, I pee carbonated.”
Imagine if poop came out!
No, I don’t think I will
Not with that attitude.
What does pee holes have to do with it. It’s just about relaxing the muscles in the area that were holding the farts and pee so the farts come out too.
I said that I’d be very concerned if I pissed and farts started coming out instead. Like, I went to pee but farts came out of my urethra.
Wouldn’t the fart bubbles make the pee go everywhere? Like air bubbles in a garden hose when you first turn it on.
No the farts actually assist with urine release from the urethra. It’s healthy.
What? Do your farts come from the same hole as your pee? Because that ain’t normal