HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?message-squaremessage-square92fedilinkarrow-up1495arrow-down122
arrow-up1473arrow-down1message-squareIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square92fedilink
minus-squareAlenalda@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoIs this a midas touch kinda thing? The human body is 60% water 🤔
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 hours agoWhy did he even bother to make the wine, he could just make everybody the perfect level of drunk without sobering up.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 hours agoHe wasn’t that omnipotent, okay?
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 hour agoOnly someone who is omniscient could know that. Flying Squid is a god, confirmed.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 hour agoIt’s about time I got the recognition I deserve.
minus-squareCar@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·23 hours agoThere was a British superhero TV show called Misfits. One of the delinquents had the power to control milk, I.e. you drink milk and this guy could curdle it in your body and kill you. Are we both thinking about 15% BAC murderin’ Jesus here?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 hours agoThat would have been a much better show if they didn’t turn over the entire cast every series or so.
minus-squarex00za@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoAre you saying water made water into water with a bit of alcohol?
Is this a midas touch kinda thing? The human body is 60% water 🤔
Why did he even bother to make the wine, he could just make everybody the perfect level of drunk without sobering up.
He wasn’t that omnipotent, okay?
Only someone who is omniscient could know that.
Flying Squid is a god, confirmed.
It’s about time I got the recognition I deserve.
There was a British superhero TV show called Misfits. One of the delinquents had the power to control milk, I.e. you drink milk and this guy could curdle it in your body and kill you.
Are we both thinking about 15% BAC murderin’ Jesus here?
That would have been a much better show if they didn’t turn over the entire cast every series or so.
Something over 90%.
Are you saying water made water into water with a bit of alcohol?