John Ullyot, who resigned last week as chief Pentagon spokesperson, predicted that Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth will also be out of a job soon.
Ullyot called it a “strange and baffling purge” that has led to “a near collapse inside the Pentagon’s top ranks.”
And he warned that even more “bombshell” stories about Hegseth and the Defence Department are about to drop.
I legit would feel a lot more comfortable about the national security of my country if the Pentagon were to require mandatory breathalyzer checks throughout the day for the leadership team.
I wish I had a thing that could make me feel better about the leadership of the country.
How about guillotines?
I feel like there aren’t enough still in functioning condition.
It’s a burgeoning market just begging for someone to enter! And once you’ve built 2, call yourself the #1 guillotine manufacturer in the world, made with American lumber and steel (might have to laser etch a punisher logo on the blade). Then post on X about how your 100% American made guillotines aren’t selling in high enough numbers. You’ll have tariffs on foreign made guillotines by the end of the week!
This might just work. I’m in.