LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square887linkfedilinkarrow-up1435arrow-down139
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minus-squareNKBTN@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 year agoThe ability to turn lead into gold just by touching it and saying a short incantation.
minus-squarethen_three_more@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down2·1 year agoYou can never remember the incantation
minus-squareSpiderShoeCult@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·1 year agoyou now have tourette’s and speak that incantation uncontrolably. the only medication for it is lead-based. lead is otherwise harmless to you.
minus-squarefrobeniusnorm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agothe incantation is a 5min long praise of Jeffrey Epstein
minus-squareNotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoThe incantation is the full unedited script of The Bee Movie and you have to do a Seinfeld impersonation when reciting his lines.
minus-squareNKBTN@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year ago“Short” in universal terms, I guess
minus-squarebold_omi@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 days agoWhenever you do this, you turn all the gold you aren’t touching within a kilometer radius into lead. That includes gold in electronics, so you would instsntly break every computer within a kilometer radius.
minus-squareNKBTN@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoFolk with gold fillings better watch out!
minus-squarethen_three_more@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoIf you don’t say the incantation exactly right it works on iron instead of lead. You now have a stammer.
minus-squarechilicheeselies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·1 year agoThe incantation is “heil hitler”
The ability to turn lead into gold just by touching it and saying a short incantation.
You can never remember the incantation
you now have tourette’s and speak that incantation uncontrolably. the only medication for it is lead-based. lead is otherwise harmless to you.
the incantation is a 5min long praise of Jeffrey Epstein
The incantation is the full unedited script of The Bee Movie and you have to do a Seinfeld impersonation when reciting his lines.
“Short” in universal terms, I guess
Whenever you do this, you turn all the gold you aren’t touching within a kilometer radius into lead. That includes gold in electronics, so you would instsntly break every computer within a kilometer radius.
Folk with gold fillings better watch out!
If you don’t say the incantation exactly right it works on iron instead of lead. You now have a stammer.
The incantation is “heil hitler”