TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 3 days agoDon't pull a knife on Americanslemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up1303arrow-down113file-text
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minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·edit-23 days ago“No, YOU’RE under arrest for reckless driving, possession of large quantities of 7 different controlled substances, and being too cool for school!” “Alright alright, I’ll come quietly! Here’s the keys to your police cruiser, your badge, your gun, and your first paycheck!” “Help, I’m a cop!”
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 days agoCop pulls out a second reverso “No you’re under arrest for grand theft auto, possession of 14 difference controlled substances, and being too cool for college!”
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 days agopulls a pick 4 guess you’re going away for a loooong time! Also: Uno.
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agopulls out another pick 4 Oh, am I? You have to pick up 4 items from the evidence locker and we’re allowed to use it against you later in court!
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoWhy are there so many dildos in here? And why is this one PARTLY brown? 🤔😬 Thanks for all the blue meth, though, I’ll be sprinting to Argentina now! Meep-meep!
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoThat’s what YOU think! *pulls out a seven* Well, shit.
“No, YOU’RE under arrest for reckless driving, possession of large quantities of 7 different controlled substances, and being too cool for school!”
“Alright alright, I’ll come quietly! Here’s the keys to your police cruiser, your badge, your gun, and your first paycheck!”
“Help, I’m a cop!”
Cop pulls out a second reverso
“No you’re under arrest for grand theft auto, possession of 14 difference controlled substances, and being too cool for college!”
pulls a pick 4 guess you’re going away for a loooong time! Also: Uno.
pulls out another pick 4
Oh, am I? You have to pick up 4 items from the evidence locker and we’re allowed to use it against you later in court!
Why are there so many dildos in here? And why is this one PARTLY brown? 🤔😬
Thanks for all the blue meth, though, I’ll be sprinting to Argentina now! Meep-meep!
That’s what YOU think!
*pulls out a seven*
Well, shit.