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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 8 个月前

How to ragebait

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How to ragebait

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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 8 个月前
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  • Rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world
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    Is it ragebaiting if you just call somebody “unathletic”? Or is that just insulting somebody? 😂

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      Yeah, this is just being a catty removed, really.

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        “What kind of clothes would you wear if you were, like, actually pretty?”

      • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
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        If you could be as pretty as on any of your pictures, which one would you pic?

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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      Depends.

      If they’re actually athletic, it’s ragebaiting. If they’re clearly out of shape, it’s insulting.

      • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        But… I am clearly out of shape. Not the worst shape, mind you, but obviously not an athlete. Climbing for me, which I do enjoy, but haven’t really done since covid.

        I mostly bike ride for exercise, but don’t think I’m an in shape looking cyclist or anything. It’s an bike, and while I do usually vary between weakest assist and sometimes none, I got nothing on even semiserious cyclists.

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      I’m not athletic. Not obese either but it’s just not the word to describe my appearance. So it would be a fair assessment and if I don’t sense any bad faith then to me it’s actually an interesting question to be asked. Some people are just a little tone deaf.

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    “How to ragebait insecure [greek aphabet letter] man”

    I’d probably do parkour again, conquer the urban jungle.

    • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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      You are a real ξ male

    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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      https://youtube.com/shorts/5TaEEzlqxiE

      Ignore the engagement-bait brainrot-voice.

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Ignore the engagement-bait brainrot-voice.

        No thanks, but thanks for the warning to not watch.

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          The youtube link alone was enough for that.

  • tiredofsametab@fedia.io
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    Am man. Am not athletic (was never great at anything and a number of places in my body are now metal). Am not bothered at all by the question. My answer would probably be endurance running, though I did enjoy shot and disc.

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      I think the joke is that by asking that face to face, you are telling them that they are so fat / out of shape that they can’t do sports

      • Mike D.@sh.itjust.works
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        But I am fat and out of shape.

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    deleted by creator

    • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com
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      You can like following something but not participating in it.

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        deleted by creator

        • shplane@lemmy.world
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          I used to play open gym volleyball. The same guy would come every week and had been going for years. He was the most dogshit volleyball player I ever met. He played a lot and was extremely unathletic.

          • blarghly@lemmy.world
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            You also have to try to improve

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              He definitely tried. Some people just peak at an ant hill, others Mount Everest.

              • blarghly@lemmy.world
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                I mean, so he showed up and tried every day? Or did he do regular drills, research on how to improve and implement those suggestions, and do strength and conditioning on the side to improve overall athleticism?

                • shplane@lemmy.world
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                  Have you ever seen the movie Million Dollar Baby? There’s a guy who goes to the boxing gym that they describe as “100% heart, 0% talent.” That character epitomized the guy I’m talking about.

    • CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works
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      Have you never seen the typical NFL, NBA, or MLB fan?

      • blarghly@lemmy.world
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        8 个月前

        Playing sports.

        • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com
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          It said following before. Comment OP edited it (mentioned in their other comment)

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      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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        Why is the dude on the left almost always the example?

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    i don’t see this working unless you ask a specifically athletic man, or one of those people who can’t shut the fuck up about the gym… but for non athletic guys, like… we know. the answer is probably “none, which is the reason I’m not athletic to begin with”

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    I mean, if I were athletic I’d probably already be playing a sport. I think these two things in my case are intrinsically linked.

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    Surfing (all kinds), as part of the “Overweight shitty long boarding Crew sponsored by Costco”

    We all just have the same crappy board from costco and when they get break we get new one.

    • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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      Look up Jimbo Pellegrine

  • Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    What happens if they answer esports

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    None. Sportsball is dumb.

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      “Sportsball is dumb” 🤓☝️

    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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      Don’t confuse sportsball and the industry that grew around sportsball.

    • CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world
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      Always one 🤣

      They just can’t help themselves. Have to let everyone know how bitter and fat they are.

      • Sidyctism II.@discuss.tchncs.de
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        But sportsball is dumb

        • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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          Football/soccer and rugby are great, I love them.

        • CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world
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          So is anime, most hobbies, and most entertainment. I’m not shitting on them for watching cartoons for 14 year old boys.

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            Well we are shitting on people who are so simple that a ball moving from one end of a field to another is enough for them to build a personality around.

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              1. Not all sport have ball.
              2. Moving ball across field fun.
              3. Me like fun with friends in sunshine.
              4. Sport not all personality. Like sport. Also like other things.
              5. Mind not apart from body. Sport good for mind.
            • mobotsar@sh.itjust.works
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              Holy shit you’re actually the worst

            • lemmyadminsplskys@lemmy.worldBannedBanned from community
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      • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
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        They don’t even enjoy watching millionaires play a ball game. Losers

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      • MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social
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        Hey buddy I may be bitter and fat, but it’s not because I don’t like sportsball. It’s because whiskey and fried food taste amazing and I work in customer service.

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  • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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    Freerunning 😎

    Honestly why would it call a ragebait, it’s a perfectly fine question because everyone have their limit and there’s always some extreme sport not for everyone.

  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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    I was ranked in the top 15 butterflyers in the US between 1998 and 2000. I surf now.

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    Still only E-Sports.

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    Fishing because I seem to catch all the bottom feeders.

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    None. Sports are dumb.

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      I like doing sports. Watching sports is the worst thing i can imagine.

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        Yep, I enjoy being involved in sports but watching them is a waste of time.

        The only exception to this is the team I coach, for kids hockey…great to see the development of the players from know nothing to team play.

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        Depends on the sport.

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      No they’re not.

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    Back in school, we would ask others if they were going to the gym. Then someone seemed to have their ego lifted by the question, we would say that we asked because it does, indeed, doesn’t look like so.

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