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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 9 个月前

3rd Trimester

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3rd Trimester

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 9 个月前
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    Graboids

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    How is kitchen formed?

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      https://youtu.be/k3OJwGiTVIc [34 seconds]

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    If it’s in the US … it’s probably Tylenol

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    Sewerage explosion imminent.

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      Or tree root growing into your kitchen

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        Really? Roots grow pretty slowly. You’d have a small perturbance, then a little bump, then an annoying bump. This is a “kitchen is almost unusable” level of floor displacement. And considering the rest of the room doesn’t look like it was ignored for 10 years…

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          Was more of a joke, because yes the popped out tile separators show that this happened recently and with lots of force. I was thinking of the way sidewalks often look like this because of tree roots.

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          I just step over it. I don’t see the problem.

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          I’m pretty sure this was caused by the material expanding too much on a fresh install, that’s why there’s the white spacers in the pic, as to why it expanded so much I don’t know

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    Daddy where do sheds come from?

    Well, son…

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    Telltale ❤️

    The dead guy under the floor wants to talk.

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      Dead guy? What dead guy?

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    deleted by creator

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      ♥️

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    Tremors

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      Came here for this. Thank you

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    House is pregnant

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      this vexes me

      a mock phone call from “Vexed Foreman”, from House M.D.

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    Spiciest pillow

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    This happened to me at my old condo. Apparently the original tiles had very little “adhesive” (or whatever you call that concrete mix to make them stick) so when one piece finally detached, it caused a chain reaction and lifted the surrounding tiles. I was in the bathroom and legit thought my living room was about to cave in the way it sounded. And this was at the 15th floor of a high rise.

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    Mole people

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    I think my house is pregernet??

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      Pregananat?

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        Dangerops pregrent sex, will it hurt baby top of his head?

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          Is house pargent?

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      I wish women would 🙁

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