As long as the plan still involves nuking the great lakes then I’m in, no questions asked.
I miss his old plan to start a doomsday cult with the specific aims of an armed standoff with the FDA…
my theory is that was one of the only times when he wasn’t bullshitting
He lost his mojo as soon as he stopped chucking bagels at the walls and ceiling.
that’s why they gotta get back to the studio. how the fuck you gonna throw bagels at sophie and jamie over zoom
Raw cheese is an otherworldly experience that the jackbooted FDA is depriving all Americans of.
Can’t wait for the Behind the Bastards episode about this guy. Long overdue.
I’ve always believed that the series finale will be about Robert, and that’s when he’ll reveal that he’s a high functioning psychopath and ubercapitalist who got in on the left wing grift because he thought grifting conservative morons was too easy
I think I would need to be checked in somewhere if this happened and was legit
Stopped listening after a guest said something along the lines of “Well, I guess we’ve learned there’s really no such thing as a good South African” and he laughed and said “Right” or something to that effect.
He can take his high horse and fuck it as far as I’m concerned.
You know that it’s a pop history podcast with a focus on funny takes, right? Like, when he “criticizes” some horrible dictator for not getting a higher body count, that’s a joke. Many of his guests are comedians, so if (say) Billy Wayne Davis, or (say) Gareth Reynolds said something like what you refer to, and Evans said “right” and they both laughed, it’s because they’re enjoying a joke.
You should probably know that Blue Apron doesn’t have a child hunting island in Indonesia, and Robert Evans doesn’t actually want to nuke the Great Lakes as revenge for the Edmund Fitzgerald.
I was in agreement until you mentioned his grudge with the great lakes. That shit is real, and personally, I agree with him.
Oh, I meant his grudge isn’t about the Edmund Fitzgerald, not that the grudge doesn’t exist.
do you not know about the history of the nation of South Africa? Or not know that it is a nation at all?
Responding with that really says a lot more about you than it does me.
That’s fine. I am comfortable with what the post says about me.
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I would absolutely join Robert Evans’ doomsday cult.
I need to get in on the ground floor of the Honorable Reverend Doctor’s pyramid scheme
I am 100% joining the Honorable Reverend Doctor Robert’s cult if there are free drugs and fine hippie ladies who are DTF
Sorry, the only drugs available in the cult is whatever you can buy in a Texas gas station. There’s some offering, but it won’t be that good primo shit.
TEXAS gas station? Don’t be ridiculous. Robert lives in Portland, and all those pacific northwest gas stations have the good shit. We have good shit here in Maryland too…you can buy delta 8 vapes from a lot of gas stations. There are two within a five minute drive of my house.
We had delta in Texas too, most recently I went to a smoke shop and bought straight flower with two cop cars parked outside. Was weird lol
Considering all the groomers that went into game streaming? Unsurprising
