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Should’ve done the S and T keys also
Jokes on you, i use Dvorak touch typing so I have no idea what’s actually printed on the keys since I never pay attention to it anyway. I would literally not notice at all if you swapped them.
I think like 99% of people who know how to type properly don’t look at the keys. This is only gonna mess up the chicken pecking typers.
“Chicken pecking typers”
I nearly spat out my coffee.
In my office, we call them PMs.
Non-destructice hijinks were highly encouraged at my first job. It was a way to encourage people to remember to lock up their computers when they stepped away.
So mouse button settings were often reversed, hotkeys were mapped, desktop backgrounds were modified, and basically every other non-destructive computer prank was pulled.
My favorite was screenshotting the screen then moving their icons and taskbar to a second monitor that was not plugged in.
You can also toggle icons off.
Open a lot of windows and screenshot it for the new background picture. Was always funny to watch people desperately trying to close all the windows.
My favorite was to take a screenshot of the desktop and set it as the background. Then put all of the icons into a folder. Most people I left the folder on the desktop. The IT guys, the folder was then hidden.
You are the reason I use ls and cd instead of a foss file manager.
If you do this, remember to change the keyboard layout to match.
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=102134
The key is to not only do this, but also compile this quick autohotkey script to an exe, hide it on their computer, and set it to run at startup:
#NoTrayIcon
m::n
n::mThat way it’ll fuck with touch typers. And when they look down to confirm that something’s wrong, it won’t look wrong. It’ll drive them nuts!
What kind of clown company allows random employees to just compile random scripts and alter startup behavior of computers…and also, what kind of moron employee leaves their computer unattended and unlocked.
You’d be shocked to see what’s allowed on many college campuses because no one wants to hear faculty removed endlessly about it.
Set it to startup only on April 1st
Touch typers are immune.
For touch types change J and H.
I would definitively notice immediately. It would just feel… wrong
J-k would get me. J-h puts my hands too close and I’ll notice. There’s enough space to the right that I’ll happily be super confused when I start tu[]omg ;ole tjos
😠
I admit, I do use the little nubbins occasionally.
Pure evil
Jokes on you, I don’t use home row.
You mean innume
You mean you neam immune
You neam you mean innume
They don’t have to be.
My roommate once got a keyboard with all blank key caps.
In order to punish his hubris I remapped m and n in the windows registry when he left his computer unlocked.
Good times.
Always loved the description for people who use the keyboard and still visually look for the keys …
SEARCH AND DESTROY
hunt and peck
I would never ever notice that.
My manager once swapped my coworker’s keyboard to say “FUMICHAL” or something like that on the keyboard.
It was many weeks before my manager had to point it out to him that he did that. Since my coworker was a touch typer he just never noticed. I think my boss thought that since he was Polish that maybe he’d look down once in a while, but nope.
I don’t think he ever changed it back because he just never thought it was worthwhile to do so.
The only keys I would ever notice being moved are ‘F’ and ‘J’ … because they have that little nub to let your fingers know where to place your hands … but even then, I usually just move my finger placement left or right until I find the right setup anyway.
Hey, a personalized keyboard, neat! 😉
i did that to my boss in one my previous jobs. guess why my career there ended lmao
They accidentally fired you and promoted nybuttmolie
I had the “I” and “L” mixed up on my keyboard for years after I did a thorough cleaning.
Fucking genius OP 🤣
Nomster made me lol
*Monster nade ne lol
I can’t deny it, I’m a bit of a nomster
Oh and z and y please.
That would do nothing to me. I switch those dozens of times every day.
Clockwise or counterclockwise?
I always switched the G and the H, but to each their own
If people need to look at their keyboard to type, they should not have an office job, lol.
And everyone should understand basic science
But they don’t, do they?
What does that have to do with anything? My point is that being competent in typing is generally a prerequisite for any office job. Really weird that this is such a controversial take.
I’m saying it’s nice to think about how people could be better…
But office workers absolutely do not all know how to touch type. When you find yourself working at an office, your typing speed tends to get faster, but if you don’t already know how to touch type you just peck faster
It’s why I’m so militant about my young relatives learning it. It’s not that hard to learn, but you have to learn it before you actually need it or you never will
