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minus-squareMidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up117·10 days agoMe: I was a regional manager of Toys R Us between 1995 and 2008. Interviewer: It says here on your resume you were born in 1999, and you moved to Australia in 201x. Me: ummmmm
minus-squareBarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up35·10 days agoRefer them to the documentary boss baby if your early employment history is ever brought into question
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·10 days ago“They made a lot of strange decisions before they shut down”
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·9 days ago“Toys R Us invested heavily in both time and inter-dimensional travel. As a result I’ve lived a thousand lives in service of the giraffe.”
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 days agoI like the cut of your jib. You’re hired!
minus-squareslingstone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 days agoDid you ever see Doogie Howser, M.D.? I’m like that, except for middle management, and a lot younger. Got my MBA when I was still living in my parents.
minus-squarerumba@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 days agoExactly, and you wonder why the failed… hiring a 18yo as a regional manger. no wait, that doesn’t look good…
Me: I was a regional manager of Toys R Us between 1995 and 2008.
Interviewer: It says here on your resume you were born in 1999, and you moved to Australia in 201x.
Me: ummmmm
Refer them to the documentary boss baby if your early employment history is ever brought into question
“They made a lot of strange decisions before they shut down”
“Toys R Us invested heavily in both time and inter-dimensional travel. As a result I’ve lived a thousand lives in service of the giraffe.”
I like the cut of your jib. You’re hired!
Did you ever see Doogie Howser, M.D.? I’m like that, except for middle management, and a lot younger. Got my MBA when I was still living in my parents.
Exactly, and you wonder why the failed… hiring a 18yo as a regional manger.
no wait, that doesn’t look good…