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This is a shitpost for a reason
Shart like you meant to.
Ahhhh! That felt goooood!
Now pardon me while I go change my undies.
fart it until you make it
never trust a fart
A fart has never lied to me, why wouldn’t I?
You mean all those other farts were LIES?!
There is nothing worse than a disingenuous fart
My God…that fart was truly Presidential.
Jesus fucking CHRIST.
Oh that? That’s just a normal day in the life of Diaper Don. He don’t care, he’ll just have one of his sycophants slurp it up for him.
oh its taco tuesday, you KNOW i mean it
Carlin: “I think I’ll do a little reading in the closet today.”
I had a coworker once who called it the library.
Now playing The Killers - Smile Like You Mean It
Well now I have to change my fucking underwear
Maybe a shower?
What, am I meeting the Pope or something?
And if you were you’d have to put on your good vestments.
It’s my morning alarm
lay down, put your ass in the air and let it trumpet.
Oh I have. I have, I do, and I will.
😖🍑💨
Always do!
