It’s like a badly written “young adult” book written by someone who has never interacted with another human being, and none of the words have more than two syllables.

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    What is YOUR number?

    How much would Trump have to PAY you to go to his concert?

    Think carefully, get back tariff expenses, gas prices, grocery prices, airfare, mental health checkups…

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      $1.776 billion. cash. from his personal and corporate accounts, plus another $500 for some really good noise-cancelling headphones i can plug into my old mp3 player.

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      I’d do it for $500k.

      Enough money to fuck off and permanently retire in relative luxury in some 3rd world country. Never work another day in my life. Cut myself off from the news so I never have to see and hear this fucker ever again…

      Paid in advance, of course. Because I don’t trust this guy as far as I can throw him. And I can’t throw his fat ass very far.

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        No, no, no, you have to STAY in this country. You have to be vested in this place.

        Now how much?

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          Okay… $50 million, then.

          Enough to do pretty much the same thing, but in the US. Gonna build myself a nice, luxurious off-grid cabin way the fuck off in the middle of nowhere and have no traffic in or out except for deliveries of groceries and hookers.