Now that woman who I hate will marry me again!
There’s a guy who goes to the Walmart i buy beans at (cheapest beans in the tri-town area) who i call the Divorced Ranger
Cowboy hat, boots, high-waisted jeans, Roper shirt
But he also wears a six-shooter on a quick draw holster across his back
CW: Cruel joke about self-harm
I always tell my partner when we see him that it’s so he can quickly blow his brains out the second his ex remarries
Feeling slightly called out rn. I don’t carry a quick draw holster but I do have a hand forged buck knife in a hand stitched sheath I wear on my belt. No cowboy boots, I prefer Timberlands like a proper lesbian.
Nah, looks good on you
You have big bandita vibes
This guy emanated class III “five seconds from the divorce lawyer” aura
lol thanks. Actually found that waste coat at a street market second hand and it fits me like a glove, like it was tailored for someone with my exact measurements. I just had to sew on new buttons because it was missing one and the other two were falling off.
The figurines won’t win her back.
It’s seriously not my fault she plays necrons.
This might be the funniest and truest and saddest and still funniest comic of all time
This rules I’m being serious
Imagine crackers understanding the concept of a relationship based on affection rather than coercion, manipulation, or exploitation.
Mutual respect? Sounds like some commie shit
C-c-c-c-c-communists?! 😱
Or fancy cowboy hats
The crackers might actually understand those, strangely enough.
“Putting on a fancy hat to be your best self” is positive and affirming
Manipulating my wife with a giant hat. And if she tries to start a breakup speech I just tap the brim of my hat menacingly.
“Don’t make me take off the hat again.”
what a bozo. everybody knows the widebrim bucket hat is where its at.
If you don’t dress like someone from the “You Get What You Give” music video, then we can’t be friends.
Inspired by real events?
No, but contains mild spoilers for Deltarune chapter 5
