Now that woman who I hate will marry me again!

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    24 days ago

    There’s a guy who goes to the Walmart i buy beans at (cheapest beans in the tri-town area) who i call the Divorced Ranger

    Cowboy hat, boots, high-waisted jeans, Roper shirt

    But he also wears a six-shooter on a quick draw holster across his back

    CW: Cruel joke about self-harm

    I always tell my partner when we see him that it’s so he can quickly blow his brains out the second his ex remarries

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      24 days ago

      Feeling slightly called out rn. I don’t carry a quick draw holster but I do have a hand forged buck knife in a hand stitched sheath I wear on my belt. No cowboy boots, I prefer Timberlands like a proper lesbian.

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          24 days ago

          lol thanks. Actually found that waste coat at a street market second hand and it fits me like a glove, like it was tailored for someone with my exact measurements. I just had to sew on new buttons because it was missing one and the other two were falling off.