why do all nepo babies look the same?
do they inbreed? or is it just from impregnating eastern european nepo brides?
I have some connection to hometown of a particular “eastern european nepo bride”. I think he has mother’s eyes and thus looks like a familiar face to me.
Royalty used to, and I’m not saying they don’t but they used to.
“Very close to”
Wow much spiritual
Probably waiting for the time it’ll make him the most money.
It’s like a draft. He has been trying out a number of deities.
Insert Murderface “it’s all the same!” rant.
Ohhhmmmmmmrrreligioooonnnnnn
I was thinking Benny from The Mummy.
He’s getting bored with torturing animals and he’s out of classmates.
What a weird way to phrase that
Jesus just needs to take him out to a nice meal and give him a little road head and he’s on lock.
C’mon Jesus you can do it!
It usually takes a bit more than that to bribe a Trump. Admittedly, not much more.
He simultaneously has “do you know who my dad is” face and “I mutilate small animals in the basement” energy.
Combine that with “I raped a bunch of women in high school for funsies” vibes
He’s a trump. So it’s a given.
kai trump his grand daughter already is grifting, barron dint have a chance.
Yeah, but imagine an emergency broadcast pops up and in the grainy darkness you see trump writhing nailed to a cross. A wild eyed barron, with a bloody chi ro drawn on his forehead and flagellation scars, announces the creation of heaven on earth. He then carves out ding don’s heart, takes a bite, and then casts what’s left into a cleansing flame
Uhh……… Wut
You shall find salvation in the LORD, SINNER! 🤪 🔪 ✝️
my LORD is a crab and flies through outer space hosting little dinners at which they serve tea
i don’t expect salvation i expect crumpets
Religious fanatic
And then Indiana Jones steals some ancient glowing stones …
oh …
then he gets caught and RFK Jr. makes him drink “the green blood”, a mix of road kill racoon blood, whole milk, and the water from the reflecting pool.
Kalima! Kalima! Kalima!
Hot
As someone with a less than honorable father myself, I hope that the next generation can pull away from doing wrong, evil things. I know that I’ve tried to! There’s still hope for Barron, even if his father has set a poor example.
I don’t believe in sins of the parent transferring to their kids (or other relatives). It’s not his father that will be his biggest moral stumbling block. Like all rich nepo babies having unlimited wealth and power shoved up his ass the day he sprung into existence is likely to be the reason he’ll be a total piece of shit. Just like the rest of them.
I think that ship has left the dock, and already hit an iceberg. Reports are that Barron is a fan of Andrew Tate and was part of the reason he was released.
Maybe. He’s still young though and has an entire lifetime ahead of him to repent and change, it’s at least worth hoping for.
DJT already helped him grift his first few hundred million, he had no chance of having a normal life.
only MARY trump seem to have escape from the trumps.
In the absolute Pollyanna sense of “there is always hope, nobody’s beyond redemption, everyone is good deep down, everything that rhymes is true” sense I actually agree, but the other part of me that looks at any given rich guy and says “he probably deserves to die” is really looking like he’s got something to say
Is it a given that he was sexually abused by his father and his friends too ? I wouldn’t be surprised if that were the case.
melania likely shielded barron from trumps influence until 17yo.
No, Trump had Ivanka for that.
How is his face so punchable
Well both of his parents are massive slabs of rotting cancer sores so it’s probably just genetics.
Does anyone in this family have any redeeming qualities?
Trump’s dad has since 1999
Arguably that’s what began this whole debacle.
Narcissism has a lot of root causes, but “never being good enough for Dad” is a pretty common one.
I remember during the comedy roast of Trump, Seth McFarlane began with something like: “We’re here to honor a great man and businessman (pause) that would be Fred Trump, Donald Trump’s father”.
He looked like he wanted to kill him, and then announced a presidential run for 2016 at the end of the show/episode.
Thanks a lot Seth
They all have one, they will die at some point.
I wish some of them would prove it…
If there were good people in Trump’s family, they’d disown him
Exhibit A: Mary
And she wrote a book!
His older brother Fred Jr. He was indeed disowned when he decided to be an airline pilot instead of taking over the family business.
Computer says no 🙂↔️
I haven’t heard anything about Tiffany every, so shes a solid maybe?
Nah she was at his side at the UFC thing before the one at the white house. She’s just the least visible one.
He’s almost there, but he’s holding out for a better offer.
him and melania are very tight, they probably plan on taking as much of his estate after he passes before trumps other children has a chance. theres probably going to be a nasty fight between melania and rest of the trump ilk.
The art of the deal truly doesn’t fall far from the tree
Imagine being named after your dad’s phony name when he crank called radio stations.
Prank?
Jesus and Satan talking about Baron.
Satan: His souls is mine, I will roast him for a millennia before I have him drawn and quartered to be devoured by my demons.
Jesus: Wait, who are we talking about again. Baron!? Oh hell no we don’t want him you can have his ass.
Satan: Oh shit I thought we were talking about someone else. I don’t want that little shit either.
90% of me doesn’t give a shit. But I admit there’s 10% of me that wonders if he inherited the “dumbest goddam student I ever had” gene.
He’s on the rim, circling
Is this the same Baron Trump whose mom was upset that people talked about him online?
Have they caught him flaying cats alive or eating bugs yet?
Pretty sure there were severalbreports of.him hurting animals in the past yes.
he probably unhinges his jaw before swallowing the cats.
Amusing that the orange moron-in-chief is allowing some of his sycophantic yes-people to religiously groom his youngest son
Why would he give a shit?
DJT, himself, is drinking the flavor aid, and is worried he may not go to Heaven.
