Shout out to the dudes with fucked up hairlines who aren’t pieces of shit.
Hey there, fuck you pal
Sorry about that fr, I just really wanna give earnest props to people like Stavros Halkias and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Also I don’t have much in the tank myself so this is a little like an Obama giving Obama a medal thing.
What remains of my hair deserves a participation medal.
everyone else in jails and prisons get access to razors, unless you are on a watch. So he is either doing this to be like ‘look how they treated me, poor me alpha tears’ or like I said before they have him on a watch.
Fellas please shave your balls. This picture is a warning.
Shaved or not, my balls look WAY better than this shit stain.
I vote we have one more set of your balls and one less set of Tates.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Oh wait. That is Iraq. Sorry.
Soooo itchy, like, wouldn’t wish upon my enemies itchy. Can’t be scratching my junk in public that often.
Clear aloe gel from the drugstore. Not the aftersun with “cooling” medicine for sunburn, you’ve been warned.
Just the plain clear stuff. Prevents ingrown hairs and makes it all sterile and not inflamed. Good slippage when dry too. You’ll be sticky for about 5 minutes while it sets.
If you get a small trimmer and trim carefully (!) you can skip the phase where your hairs grow through your skin, which likely causes the itch. If the itch is there immediately after shaving and only lasts for the first hours after you shaved, the itch is more likely caused by the chemicals you put on your skin, use a shaving cream for sensitive skin and avoid everything with alcohol (such as after-shave).
Dawg even if I just trim an inch off, the new hair ends hit skin funny and I can’t handle it. Fucking curlies
In that case i’d argue anyone seeing your balls just has to deal with it. And on the positive side; fashion changes.
Yea, luckily I’m married, so nobody looks at my balls but me.
Damn. I started to laugh then realized I’m you
The fuck is up with his ears? Reminds me of stereoscopic rangefinders.
He’s probably been kicked in the head one too many times. Actually that explains everything about him.
Do not insult rangefinders in such a fashion. Although - LOL! - yeah… you’re right.
Reminds me of this guy:
Sad Gollum.
The biomass version of truck nuts.
He is one ugly motherfucker. Inside matches outside.
He rolled under the couch in search of his Precious.
A lollipop whose father is also his uncle.
When your family tree is a wreath
This image proves both evolution from ape to man, and devolution from man to ape. Not seeing any “alpha” in it though. Must have been a tree dweller.
I’m seeing an alpha, but like in software development: early version, underdeveloped, expectedly buggy and not ready for public use.
#Todo: implement facial grooming. Deprecate to the other type
Dude’s transforming into Cyrax. And I don’t mean from Mortal Kombat.
When did he last fight? I know this isn’t a flattering photo of him, but I can’t believe someone that looks like this now used to fight for money.
He used to kick box in a highly suspect organisation - and most recently had his ass handed to him by a younger fitter stronger… reality tv star who doesn’t even know how to box, let alone fight, in a “celebrity” boxing event.
TLDR Can fight a bit but was never ever in any way, shape or form an elite martial artist.
TIL, thanks for clarifying!
Dude is charged with trafficking for taking the Hobbits to Isengard against their will.
So when is Harry and the Hendersons 2 coming out?
Hey, that was a good show. Harry would have smacked the Tates into the next century.
