plastic flag to represent our planet, fitting
If instead of flying it from one pole, we use two and stretch the flag between them, we might be able to kill some birds with it to make it even more representative
Make it real thin too so it shreds and spreads plastic all over
Sex flag. Let the aliens know what’s up
Now even the flags have titties
Are they soapy?
You’re on your way to work so you have no way of knowing
Drat.
The flag of Earth:

Just a big upside down pineapple on top of the LGBTQ+ flag so the aliens know we are down for anything and thirsty fr
Instructions unclear, now stuck on party bus
spoiler
Six flags party bus https://tenor.com/view/six-flags-gif-9628538
Some graphics will help clear that up I bet.
“I said the real Earth flag.”

Haah. I know they’ve tried to cram all the continents on to the same side of the globe to make us look united, but in doing so they’ve excluded new zealand. Sorry kiwis. Also Tasmania but they don’t count.
Hey, it’s the equal earth projection!
Here you are all equally worthless!
Skull and knives?
So the aliens know we like to kill each other with knives and have a skeleton?
We can’t know if aliens even have a skeleton themselves, let alone bleed when cut by a basic-ass knife.
Shows the average stupidity of the human I guess.
Dynamic flags will only cause headaches.
Whereas dynamic headaches very rarely cause flags.
I’d say every nation state is a dynamic headache and they all have flags
That’s a BIT reductive, but I’ll allow it 😄
This idiotic idea was likely caused by a dynamic headache.
Shattered Glass Japan (inversed)
Hey that’s like the inversion of the flag i always dreamt of for earth when i was a kid
If you make the border the opaque part, then whatever you look at through the flag ‘is’ Earth. Very poetic imo, and an excellent picture frame
You could even do this without plastic if you just hem around a circular hole.
I’m putting my face in the hole and being like "the whole world is about me. Also Japan is just red earth.
Am i the only one who likes the UN flag?
By vexillology standards it’s a bit meh. Tiny ass details so it’s impossible to see from a distance and so overcomplicated that it’s impossible to draw by hand. At least it doesn’t have text though so simplify the seal and then we’re talking.
But by the standards of anyone outside of r/vexillology, it is a pretty sick flag that should definitely be used everywhere
A planetary flag kind of makes me feel like we’re gearing up for war.
My favorite idea for a global flag was a small, sky blue pennant that’s hung above every country’s flag.
I’m still a fan of a variation of this one, if used to represent our species as a whole.

It’s not terrible, if it were to represent our species.
However, until we are an interplanetary species representing ourselves to other intelligent species I think a flag for “earth” is more relevant in most contexts.
For example, if an earth flag was flown along side a country’s flag, that conveys an intention of unity and cooperation. If a human flag is flown there it doesn’t convey much additional meaning IMO.
We know
We aren’t the only ones on this planet though, it’s too egotistical.
The nematodes can make their own flag.
For a flag for humans or species it’s fine, but the topic is about a planetary flag.
Fair enough. The nematodes can submit their ideas by the end of the month for consideration.
So you hold it in front of Mars, and now the Earth flag looks like Mars? Come on, think it through.
a flag specifically for distinguishing this planet, that when taken anywhere it would be useful to distinguish origin planet, fails to do so. genius (i’m agreeing with you)
Aliens: These stupid monkeys are offering to remove their skin and give us their skulls?
This is the “One World Flag”! https://1worldflag.com/

this is the only flag
Poor Australia left out.
and South America
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Aliens: it appears to be a part of their internal structure that houses their motor processes. The remaining shape is of when their biological processes cease, along with devices used to cause that cessation.
Perhaps the flag means they deliberately do this to themselves? From the look of their failing biosphere it would be apparent they are using accelerated means.













