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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

I suffer tragedy every night

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I suffer tragedy every night

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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • proudblond@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    My husband’s cat (by her own designation—she chose him) sleeps at the foot of my side of the bed because I don’t kick her in my sleep. But as soon as he’s awake, she leaps up to go and snuggle with him.

    • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      for me it’s similar. most of the night our orange boy is sleeping on my wife’s legs, sometimes he changes to me, but usually not to long because i move to much. in the morning he is them doing all the effort to wake us up, from lying on your chest and purring, over licking your ear to chewing on my apnoe hose… whatever works. our other cat used to sleep on us too, but he got annoyed to much that the orange one bothers him each time. recent addition is him climbing under my blanket and lying in front of me.

  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    1 day ago

    He’s just gonna barf on your carpet real quick and be right back.

    • ramius345@sh.itjust.works
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      1 day ago

      My cat just barfs on the bed.

      • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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        22 hours ago

        Mine is equal opportunity. Bed, floor, chair, whatever.

        • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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          18 hours ago

          Izzy mearned a new trick, she stood on the end table and puked on the floor. The very innovative cliff puke.

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            It’s even worse when a cat stands on top of a dresser or some such and just pukes down the front of it and gravity just continues dragging the stuff stuck at the top down to the bottom, and when you get home it’s partially dried on the drawers with ooey gooey stuff in the spaces between the drawers. So much fun.

    • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      good that ours don’t throw furrballs. and other barfing one only did when he is eating to fast, which isn’t the case anymore since we got a food labyrinth

  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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    18 hours ago

    its an orange, what you expect.

  • Deacon@lemmy.world
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    23 hours ago

    It’s the worst when you have a bunch of cats and still have an empty bed for part of the night.

    • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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      21 hours ago

      No, it’s the worst when you’re asleep, but your consciousness is suddenly slammed awake by the sound somewhere in the house of, “Guk guk guk … gluurk!”

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        The visceral sense of dread and helpless rage I just felt is your fault.

        Okay, it’s the cat’s fault, but also your fault.

  • cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world
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    Cat wakes up and thinks better go eat some carpet while he’s asleep…

  • crenquis@lemmy.today
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    1 day ago

    Looks exactly like my Ollie… He’ll be back, but will probably poke my face with his cold wet nose before settling back down between my feet.

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    my cat hates when i cough

  • cheese_greater@lemmy.world
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    You gotta lay on your side or stomach and make a cat bed with your legs creating a back"lap" or reverse lap

    Your one ankle should be nestled over the other to close the loop

  • apparia@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I may be overthinking it but this gives me “AI generated trying to look like photoshop” vibes. There’s some weird distortion in top half that actually slants the panels but that could just be a particularly avant-garde kind of deep frying.

    • RandomHugs@lemmy.world
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      16 hours ago

      Just enjoy the meme and shut up.

      • apparia@discuss.tchncs.de
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        12 hours ago

        no

    • mirshafie@europe.pub
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      It’s slanted by 0.25° which is fucking wild. I love it.

  • LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    OP farted in their sleep and it diffused through the blanket, obviously.

    • starik@lemmy.today
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      They don’t care about that. They will hang out at your feet while you’re taking a shit.

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        Or on bang the door to be let in to sit at your feet in the bathroom

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    I shut my bedroom door so my cats can’t get in.

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      Yeah my cats would be welcome to stay if they wouldn’t attack my toes while I’m sleeping, but they do

      • cheese_greater@lemmy.world
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        You need a duvet

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          I already use a duvet, good idea though

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            Is it too thin maybe? I dont get how they can get at your feet, mine’s like a giant cloud of air that makes the floor (bedspread) all ocean for them with muh feet well obfuscated

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              It’s not that the attacks hurt, it’s that getting smacked in the feet wakes me up

              • cheese_greater@lemmy.world
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                Do you sleep on your back perchance?

            • kindernacht@lemmy.world
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              23 hours ago

              Obfuscated feet is my negative prompt when searching for porn

            • cheese_greater@lemmy.world
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              23 hours ago

              Its gonna take me an infinite loop to unpack that, Fam

              • Janx@piefed.social
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                Your blankie thin like paper, show feet.
                Their blankie fluffy like cloud, no show feet.

                • cheese_greater@lemmy.world
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                  Good,Good,

  • Syndication@lemmy.today
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    Mine won’t chill on the bed, mine insists laying on me lol it just sucks if you need to get back up, because then you’ll feel bad!

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    My cat does this when I start rolling around too much, but he just goes under the bed until I get up.

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    She just stays<3

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