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Not content with hoarding all the RAM in the world, Jensen is also hoarding all the girlfriends.
This is why I’m single and RAMless
From dishwasher to billionaire and led his private life like an idiot.
That was fast and without fuss. I wonder what they have on him.
His stupid leather jacket and techbro bait ‘’‘‘charisma’’‘’ were doing a fair bit of heavy lifting in terms of people being duped into believing AI is worth jack shit.
So I’m actively hoping this fool’s errand ends.
If AI was worthless there wouldn’t be headlines about it. Is it overhyped? Yes. Is it useless? Far from it.
Regardless of what it is, it’s not worth the cost.
If it was useful it wouldn’t need the incessant hype. It would sell itself.
There were headlines about NFTs and beanie babies too
What’s with the flowers?
Those are from his other girlfriends
lol he was hoping that he could get away with “I am going to work very hard to earn back your trust”.
Pussy remains undefeated.
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Maybe I’m evil, but I’m just happy that he’s not raping children.
*That we know of
That probably won’t come out until next week when Nvidia have started to distance themselves from him
Or what they showed him after the 2nd affair came out and he said still wouldn’t leave?
Oh don’t worry, I’m sure you could still six degrees him to child rape.
AI companies that he’s artificially inflated due to handing out imaginary billions, which is given back to nvidia in GPU buys, which then goes out to another AI company, which comes back via GPU buys, etc etc etc without any actual, real money changing hands leads to sick fucks getting AI models to generate AI child porn, which leads to child rapists getting hot and bothered and going out and raping living breathing children.
He’s been at a table with the President and some others from his administration, so take that for however many degrees you want, but at most two.
It’s fairly obviously two degrees, if not one.
Sorry, but that argument still sounds wayyy too much like “video games cause x”.
“How dare you say that my AI Child Porn makes me a threat to real children!”
Can’t believe he popped the AI bubble with his dick.
I fail to see how this is gonna pop anything. The circular financing will continue uninterrupted.
If people divest from nvidia it will crash the whole market depending on scale. It doesn’t have to make sense. All that needs to happen is enough people get scared and sell that triggers more selloffs
Nvidia is down 14.25% YoY, 26.81% past 30 days, and only 4.82% of that can be attributed to the past 5 days.
This has had relatively little impact on NVDA and less on the circlejerk as a whole, unfortunately.
How else would you pop it?
but the dOw jONeS is over 9000 !! 😂
Jensen Huang is one dumb son of a removed.
Still going to be rich for life though. Lucky dumb son of a removed.
Dumb is right. Dude was literally on top of the world in charge of one of the world’s most important companies and now he’s disgraced because he couldn’t keep it in his pants. Pretty sad, and stupid.
But that’s also the most ridiculous reason for a CEO to be displaced. Not on performance, not on treatment of subordinate, no, it’s what he did in his persona life that has no effect on the company.
Perhaps you missed it, but the second affair that was uncovered was that he was fucking the head of Nvidia’s health divison. Who is most certainly his subordinate.
Oh I did miss that part, so the reaction makes more sense to me.
But his public persona IS part of his job. A CEO in today’s world isn’t paid just to run a company. They are also paid to SELL the company stock. He let his personal life become public which hurt the company enough too warrant his removal.
I think that I am more annoyed with humans in general being judgemental.
Musk said he would hire an unemployed Jensen so I think there will be some top job lined up for him if he wants to.
I think it won’t be more than a week until we find out what his new position will be.
All this crap about “cant trust the ceo” will disappear completely. Nobody actually cares about his affair except the media and maybe Nvidia. Even Trump knew about this for a long time. He didn’t care either.
And so far the US intelligence agencies has not provided evidence for this “spy” thing they keep saying.
This world has some bad people at the top so this is a big nothing burger for them. The epstein crew and all the associates.
Dig this, nvidia crashes, teslagrokxspace buys it cheap, Musk appoints Jensen as CEO and personal ventriloquist puppet.
Who’s to say the “spy” story isn’t to cover for how China’s been able to get so much of Nvidias hardware since sanctioned?
Look over here, not over there.
If everything goes well, Jensen will get a cushie parachute from all those he helped enrich. Behind curtain, he’ll be praised with compassionate eyes for having “done his part.”
I think the reason he quit or was forced to resign was that he was going to have to answer some questions in the internal investigation and either plead the 5th or implicate himself. If he resigns the investigation goes nowhere, i.e. goes away. I believe he might be back to run Nvidia in a few years after this has blown over. He basically has to leave or the company will dig shit up during due diligence.
I think you may be onto something. Everything happened awfully quick. Almost like it was planned.
Crazy how fast that happened. But was obvious. It’s not about the cheating, it’s about the feds discovering nvidia has probably made billions by ignoring export restrictions to china lmaoo.
Feds knew he was doing shady shit funneling GPUs to a Chinese front in late 2024. This is only changing now because it’s unavoidably public.
I think I’m missing huge chunks of this fiasco.
I didn’t think he would resign.
Surely no one cares about the cheating.
Also wouldn’t any affair partner effectively be “a Chinese spy”?
… And then sweeping it under the rug!
You know some regular Chinese citizens are probably laughing mad that they still can’t buy latest gen RTX GPUs in China even after a Chinese spy managed to essentially smuggle thousands of H100 and H200 GPUs lol.
Although I guess at these insane prices, no one is buying a 5090.
Steve from GamersNexus must be laughing his ass off right now, especially because the stream of GPUs into China wasn’t a very well kept secret thanks to him and his team. If things happen on low levels like buying single GPUs off of private citizens to move them to China, it would be pretty dense to believe that the chinese government doesn’t have a much bigger scheme running.
Why does anyone care if China is buying GPUs? Its a product sold across the planet, why shouldn’t they be able to buy them. Plus we got some open models from there.
People care because this technology was hyped up as the thing that will replace all workers. It was announced as both our salvation and our doom. That’s why it has a geopolitical dimension.
All of this is fucking bullshit of course lol. Big Tech was out of ideas - the Metaverse is the bodily (or virtual?) manifestation of the idea drought that Silicon Valley was going though, and suddendly they get their hands on something that - on a glance - looks like intelligence.
This is the largest scam the world has ever seen, and we all will pay for it - because our leadership wouldn’t listen when critics said that the Emperor had no clothes on.
You pay for it perhaps, I’m not American.
I’m also not American. But just like 2008, the banks are deep in the swamp together with our AI friends. Regardless of where you are on the globe, we all will feel this.
The interest of the Chinese government align more on keeping the sanctions and force Chinese AI companies to support the internal chip industry
Large Chinese firms have a bunch (though not a ton) of Nvidia GPUs, so the “end state” is proof too.
