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Anyone in the media who reports on this shit clearly didn’t have a parent/grandparent suffering from dementia. You just gotta ignore it, there’s no hidden meaning, it’s not clever, it’s just nonsense.
Dementia child diddler Donny acting like big gov huh?
its a good thing that this isn’t a thing because who cares
Is that some kind of Pro Wrestler with the same name as the Apple CEO?
He only knows like three people’s names doesn’t he?
He knows Tim Apple very well.
He’ll go by “Tim Nvidia” in the future.
Donald is like a little girl on Santa’s lap wishing for a pony for Christmas.
It would be adorable if his admin weren’t literally murdering schoolkids.
I’d say “stay in your lane” but honestly I don’t even want him on the road
I wouldn’t be surprised if they keep the interim CEO on as the next CEO. She seems to have done a good job as CFO, seems to be a ruthless corporate bloodsucker, and they can go with the “we’re going with a woman this time because she won’t be sticking her dick in everything that moves” narrative, as everyone knows women can’t get horny
I hope she gets seduced by some hot women too tbh
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Ableist slurs are not acceptable.
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I’m honestly just surprised he didn’t recommend Jared or Baron
Tim Nvidia
Tim Gpu(poo)
Timvidia
The guy only remembers like 7 people now.
Right? Was he just in the room with Tim Cook? Bruh doesnʻt have object permanence.
No, he was in a room with Tim Apple. I think Mr. Apple suggested Tim Cook to him, though.
Bramleys are the best cooking apples.
Conversely, Timmie’s has gone downhill in recent years.
Jensen Huang already was once of the corrupted ones (I bet this affair was a blackmail, trump knew and didn’t act) a new guy would require again to find someone new (and might possibly have nothing). Tim Apple is already corrupted and trump thought renaming from Tim Apple to Tim Superintelligence might be a massive upgrade.
You’re a little behind, he’s now outed with three different mistresses (as of a few hours ago).
Why I’m not surprised.
Though someone who had 2 is unlikely to stop there.
I wonder if it is a single person changing his diaper, or if they rotate
Mostly Natalie these days
One person does it once, and then they wipe their memory with a neuralizer
Every time they try to do this in the movies the wipe doesn’t work long term and the characters have a journey uncovering the truth, with a horrible reveal.
I assume this would be the same.
Jason Borne, only he remembers that he used to wipe tRump’s ass and emptied his diapers. That would be a great twist.
He keeps gagging as he’s punching throats, only serving to fill his rage meter even more.
The Bourne Depravity.
Worse if anything
Who happen to be the same people who contributed money to his inauguration.
…and one guy just because he gave him a gold plated iPhone.
why not Dana White ?
Came for this, left satisfied.
Damn, I only got half a chub.
Epstein bro calls for this and Diaper Donnie says that. Why does anyone care what the orange turd thinks, says or writes at all…
Despite him being an idiot, he’s an idiot with power.
Since when does the US president select the CEOs of major corporations?
Since he can threaten investigations and nationalization on the grounds of national security.
Hmm…
Could Democrats learn this power?
They’re too pussy
Since Amerikkka went full fascist.
If they went full fascist, why they still holding open elections buddy
Uhhhhhh cough
Yeah about that…
Chuckles… if Trump is recommending someone, they must be a solid candidate for the role
Sounds like socialism, some sort of american national socialism. /s
He can only remember so many names, and that number is two. It probably took him the entirety of his first term to remember how to read Jensen Huang from the teleprompter. It’s unrealistic to expect he’ll remember someone new.
You got it backwards, major corporations control the US president.
