One time when I was a teenager I ate 10 pre-packaged chicken corndogs and my burps were lethal from 30 feet away.
Between the cornbread, chicken and cola I drank for that one meal…I created something horrifying in my stomach.
And when the burps stopped…there was calm before a storm…of terrible farts that went on all night. I was waking up every 10 minutes to unleash a vaporized demon from my anus and going to the toilet every hour to unleash a liquid one
One time when I was a teenager I ate 10 pre-packaged chicken corndogs and my burps were lethal from 30 feet away.
Between the cornbread, chicken and cola I drank for that one meal…I created something horrifying in my stomach.
And when the burps stopped…there was calm before a storm…of terrible farts that went on all night. I was waking up every 10 minutes to unleash a vaporized demon from my anus and going to the toilet every hour to unleash a liquid one
That seems exactly like what 10 *corndogs would do to a person.