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Mr_Blott@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Post pics of unwashed shelf-stable eggs (this scares the americans)

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Post pics of unwashed shelf-stable eggs (this scares the americans)

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Mr_Blott@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    I think you have been misinformed. As an American, I can harvest eggs just like the pictured ones from my own backyard on a regular basis.

    They don’t even cost any money, they come out of chicken asses for free.

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      You must have weird chickens. My lay eggs out if their cloaca.

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        Isn’t their asshole like inside the cloaca?

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          Their colon is. The coloaca is their asshole, and pee hole, and egg hole.

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        Pedantic response, thanks for the great contribution

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      What a noob. Ours come from shops. That way, our entire fuckin garden doesn’t smell like a crashed ammonia tanker

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        As a side note, if your chicken coop smells like a crashed ammonia tanker you need to add more carbon in the coop. Dead leaves, cardboard, shredded wood or wood chips are working well.

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        Sorry your yard is so small. Mine is large enough that the chicken coop is far away from the house and is usually not a bother. Summertime when the wind is just wrong can be an annoying stench, but it’s almost nothing compared to the smell of dumpsters in a big city during summer heat.

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          We call our yards “metres” and they’re a little bit bigger than yours

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            Off topic pedantry, great response

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              Sir, this is a Wendy’s shitpost community.

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                You have no idea how big I can live. What if I told you that I knew a guy who can turn you into a walrus?

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      This instantly reminded me of an old Mitchell and Webb sketch lol

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