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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

You don't want to be around three days later.

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You don't want to be around three days later.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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    The problem is that you only get to satisfy that fetish once.

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      8 months ago

      Once is all I need.

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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        8 months ago

        But you could be missing out! Have you tried a botfly?

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botfly

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          No but I do have a couple of these (NSFW).

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            I feel like I have to erase my browser history now.

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              How many did you order?

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                Not enough.

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                  They warn you not to use the silicon eggs anally.

                  I’m not trying to tell you how to live your life but I would consider that warning.

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                    Well now I feel like I wasted my money.

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                    8 months ago

                    Thanks for the safety tip SatansMaggotyCumFart!

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            I don’t understand how to use these. Do you have instructional video for using on woman?

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