Let’s see, avoiding taxes for more than a decade, paid a porn star to keep her quiet during an election to win the presidency, tried to off Mike, Organized an insurrection…hmmm time served sir. Good thing they only found classified documents all over his public house and not a bong… because a bong, that’s 30 to life! Specially if it was full of water that may or may not have contained meth.
says our next president, who apparently NEVER makes mistakes and has ALL his shit together. fuck you.
You’ll have to buy me a drink first, honey.