Let’s see, avoiding taxes for more than a decade, paid a porn star to keep her quiet during an election to win the presidency, tried to off Mike, Organized an insurrection…hmmm time served sir. Good thing they only found classified documents all over his public house and not a bong… because a bong, that’s 30 to life! Specially if it was full of water that may or may not have contained meth.

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    5 months ago

    IIRC it’s because they classified the bong water as the controlled substance. As such it’s treated as if she were smuggling a half pound or so of meth rather then bong water that tested positive for methamphetamine.