This is a little more infuriating than “mildly infuriating” but I can’t think of a better place to post it
Edit: I’d like to clarify that I live in East Tennessee, not an area like Florida! I do appreciate the hints that it might be clearcoat goblins though, and I’ve left a saucer of milk and cheese out to ward them away
My current car is shedding its clear coat. It looks like it has streaks like that all over it. I think it’s just where the clear first lifts. I doubt it’s a random attack.