• _stranger_@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Take a picture of the shit and add it to the expense report. Make sure you notate that you did not keep the gift and instead rescinded ownership to your boss.

    • Widdershins@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Take a picture? How are they going to smell or taste it? Either shit at work and don’t flush or shit on the floor at work if you want to flush.