This is a strict classification of why these memes fall apart.

Do people fold open faced sandwiches??

Why would that be so ludicrous? It is meat and cheese with a lubricating sauce on bread.

That said, I would actually argue the distinction there isn’t the form factor but the cooking method. For pizza/“pizza”, you start with raw dough and add toppings to it and then cook. Rather than adding toppings to a cooked dough (i.e. bread). Although I want to say there is a style of pizza that actually cooks the dough first for some reason? I am inclined to blame Chicago just because they are usually the food criminals. Also I’ve never actually made one but I assume at least some of the chain store sausage rolls (?) the Brits like are also starting from toppings in raw dough but… let’s just say Chicago learned their food atrocities from somebody…

But, regardless: The point is that all of these are mostly just regional/cultural equivalents of the same meals. Tacos and sandwiches mostly fulfill the same role of being a way to eat leftovers without getting your hands too messy and were popular with “lower class” workers. Soups, chilis, and curries are mostly a way to get a bunch of ingredients into an easy to cook (and leave in the pot) format that can also be stretched pretty far with stuff like rice and bread. And so forth.

And, again, once you actually start cooking you realize this and realize how easy it is to translate skills from one cuisine to another. Flavor profiles are very different but you rapidly realize you are doing mostly the same motions when you are making a Japanese or Indian curry or a British stew and so forth. And… you can then consider different cooking vessels and the like and how that might actually work better than the traditional style (just make sure you call it “fusion” so people don’t get pissy).

They’re small sausage heroes or hoagies, which are types of sandwiches.

Um ackchually, the creator of data says it’s pronounced data

They do have the best spicy chicken sandwich

Naw man, go find a Popeye’s and thank me later.

You’re not wrong, Ive been to many and they all are not pleasant in their own way. But for me, Paris had genuinely no redeeming factors. Every major attraction to go was tainted with a seedy underbelly that was active no matter the time of day or where you were. It was insane. I ended up chaperoning a small group of five and had to practically wrap my arms around them to fend off purse snatchers. Its something that sounds like hyperbole, and if you told me the same thing, I wouldn’t believe you had I not experienced it.

A quick Google has reminded me I’m specifically thinking of a Cretan greek salad: https://hungryhappens.net/dakos-salata-cretan-salad/

Raising Caine’s FTW

Man the closest Popeyes is 90 minutes away

Cube rule is bullshit

The symbol you used, “•” U+2022 is the bullet, but what if the packaging is actually using “·” U+2027, the interpunct, which would suggest the product is actually called “poptarts” not “pop-tarts”. Or it might be “·” U+22C5, multiplication, meaning we could simplify the product name to “2(pt)oars”.

Two part oars.

It is, but I felt you’d done the “5 words” bit nicely in the first place. Consider it more of “five words and a bit of a foot-note”

This is infuriating, I will not have it. No.

We all do. Some people just extend that that circle larger than others.

Carnivores/omnivores extend it to most humans.

Pescatarians to mammals with regard to food, but often not to other mild inconveniences like pest control.

Vegetarians to the rest of animals with the same caveat.

Jains to animals with fewer caveats, but not to bacteria, plants, or fungus.

And we’re distant cousins of all of these.

There are arguments to be made for each line, like sapience, sentience, consciousness, and pain response, but the line chosen is largely arbitrary.

Plant Lives Matter.

Y’all are a bunch of plant murderders.