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      Typing requires thumbs; something only primates have.

      …another thing that (some) primates have is an island where rich people go to molest children.

      Some of these primates are greedy and/or terrible primates, and they don’t want you to look up any connection between a primate named Trump and a primate named Epstein (spoiler alert, those primates rape underaged primates and brag about it to each other).

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        Mate… This post is about a funny meme about word pronunciation. There is no need to bring us politics here (or any other nation politics for that matter). There are other places you can go to to talk about it.

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          Folks like you are gonna tell me that I’m doing too much, meanwhile others say we aren’t doing enough.

          My secret is; I know what to do and when.

          Edit: checks notes, amemds notes: microblogs on Lemmy are probably apologetic fascists, or I am very drunk.

          Double edit: Lady butterfly!? We were just talking about pulling hair together! I feel betrayed in a small box.

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      More to avoid the “oh sweetie” from people you know and care about.

      Though I wonder how much you could trust the pronunciation if they outsourced the call center to an English-speaking third-world country like Alabama.

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      In fact I would wager almost any library would work for this. Librarians are by and large the most helpful and I judgmental people I have ever met. Every single interaction I’ve ever had with them has been positive.

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    No I will pronounce Latin with guterization so bad it’d make a Catholic priest have an aneurysm. Worst part is it actually sounds close to classical Latin or so I’ve been told.

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    I speak spanish and one of the first cultural shocks I had was when I as a kid saw an episode of some sitcom (can’t remember) and there where talks of a “spelling bee” a contest to see who could spell correctly, that was so alien to at the time because in spanish there are just a few words that are tricky, because they have some silent H or a P at the beginning but then I started to learn english and it all made sense.

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      We have bees, and we also have really long, ancient words that no one uses or remembers like pulchritudinous, which means physical beauty or Myrmecophilous which is fond of ants.

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      In finnish it’s the same and I’ve even had the same experience! We write almost completely phonetically so something like “spelling bee” is an insane thought. English writing system is basically abstract at this point and you just need to learn to pronounce each individual word lmao

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      Just the fact that we can have a whole contest around the idea, and that there’s still room for words contestants haven’t seen before, illustrates just how insane English is.

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          it’s wild to think that we embed miniature copies of Greek and Latin into English, for doing science and medicine. not just words, I mean a functional grammar fully stocked with roots and morphemes. we just make words like “holographic,” “isotope” and “synesthesia” (Greek), “accelerometer”, “prefabricated” and “refrigerator” (Latin), or hybrids (“television”, “microscope.”)

          English is such a wonderful mutt of a language.

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            Fuck hybrids that mix greek and latin…

            The worst offender: Decathlon, Greek sports in a Greek event (Olympics) and they use DECA! /s

            Greetings from a Norwegian. (Some words of Norse origin, mostly those of pre Norman origin)

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      That’s what happens when you mash several languages together. A lot of English terms have a Latin-derived and Germanic-derived word meaning the same thing.

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        French spelling is a total shitshow too. what’s their excuse? Spanish and Italian turned out normal.

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    I pronounced Tagalog tag-uh-log for years until I met my Filipino wife. Tuh-gah-log.

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      Like the post I saw once where a woman wrote she raped her little sister to help her sleep (with a picture of a baby wrapped in a blanket).

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    Then can we force SciFi audiobook narrators to use it?

    Ray Porter, I love you to fucking death, but you kill me sometimes…

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    It’s called a dictionary, and they’ve been doing it for literally years at this point.

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      You can live your life to the fullest even if you don’t know phonetic alphabet

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      The pronunciation guide of a dictionary is pretty fuckin esoteric at this point.

      I was educated in the 80s and they still didn’t teach us how to pronounce words using the dictionary.

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      oh man, asking a kid in this era to look something up in the dictionary is quite the challenge.

      In this book? why? why not just look it up online?

      BECAUSE GODDAMNIT REASONS AND SHIT

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        The dictionary is now online and often includes an audio recording of the word or phrase of interest. Online is not always better than physical, but this is one of the cases where it is likely better. If you’re suggesting a less convenient method of doing something, it makes sense to request a reason. In this case I have to agree with the kids.

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          Knowing the international phonetic alphabet is still sometimes useful, when you have a word without an audio pronunciation or trying to transcribe a particular pronunciation

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          If you’re suggesting a less convenient method of doing something, it makes sense to request a reason. In this case I have to agree with the kids.

          reasons and shit: Today’s generation - fortunately in many ways - hasn’t developed the skills needed to look something up. While you can mirror wikipedia and we generally always have access mostly - it’s still a valuable skill. ESPECIALLY now that AI is crufting up search results rapidly.

          Now, if you’re visiting a dedicated dictionary site, well then you just have to deal with ads and cruft. None of that in Websters dead tree edition.

          Do these always justify a trip to the bookshelf? Nah. But it is a useful thing to do a few times a month so they have experience seeking sources of information that aren’t digital.

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    My buddy says “chasm” with a soft ch. We’ve tried to correct him. He doesn’t hear us. He also pronounces “tome” like “tomb”.

    We play DnD together if anyone was wondering why these words would come up with any regularity.

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      PTSD flashback to my ESL little self always mispronouncing choir after they told me to join to practice my English.

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        Another funny story! An ex of mine was an exchange student in Germany (from Canada) when she was a high schooler, and she attended a children’s choir concert where they sang “Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off”, and in the line “you say tomato, I say tomato”, they pronounced “tomato” the same way each time.

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      Does he say “chaos” with a soft “ch” as well?

      He also pronounces “tome” like “tomb”

      My roommate in college did that. Drove me nuts, but the worst was that he rhymed “epitome” with “tome.”

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          I don’t agree with that decision. Unless you had been specifically taught the proper pronunciation previously and still mispronounced it, the teacher should have just corrected you and moved on.