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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

don't worry, guys. the two guys and I went and got tested together before we stopped using condoms🤍

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don't worry, guys. the two guys and I went and got tested together before we stopped using condoms🤍

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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Just make sure you’re going to the bathroom afterwards! Nobody likes a UTI!

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    worse way to learn you have a nut allergy

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      I’ve actually been with a guy who was allergic to cum.

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        He’s outta have big balls with such a condition if he has sex

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        I guess it’s possible. There are people allergic to water even though you’re like 75% water.

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        His balls must be perpetually swollen

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        That sounds like an absolutely horrible thing for a dude to have. Or a straight/bi lady, for that matter.

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      Technically you can, if you have a Brazil nut allergy and they’ve eaten one

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        You can legitimately be allergic to semen.

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          That must suck. especially if you are a man.

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            Its worse than it sounds, because semen doesn’t really exist in you body until it’s about to be used. Its not a problem until sexytimes, and can ruin it altogether.

            Imagine masturbating for the fifth time ever, and start going anaphylactic. You find out whether you like autoerotic asphyxiation real quick…

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              💀

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            Allergies like that tend to be external in nature. Like how people can be allergic to water.

            Your body freaks out when something comes into contact with it externally but internally it’s fine.

            The line between the two can be less then intuitive tho. Not everything inside your body is “internal” in this context.

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